3. Actually I prefer my Marriage Protection Underoos idea
we're working on the patent.
We operate under the assumption that if you've been married awhile most arousal is the result of threatening stimuli. If you get aroused you are treated to an "aversion stimulus" in your bathing suit area.
We are also releasing a footy pajama version in time for X-mas 2010, which we hope will especially appeal to all of those closeted homosexual bigots out there. For years they've been crying out for a way to control their homoerotic dreams. We are confident that groin electroshock therapy can provide that. ;)
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