We Just Received Word from The Federation of Light…

Junkdrawer

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:10 PM
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We Just Received Word from The Federation of Light…

I’m sorry, but I have some bad news…

It seems that the Federation of Light spaceship just entered Alabama airspace when, during a routine search of the alien’s luggage, two 32 oz. bottles of shampoo and conditioner were found by TSA agents.

Now, the aliens were given the option of disposing the shampoo, but instead, they became indignant, saying:

“Did you morons think that, with technology that allows us to transverse millions of light years, we would choose to blowup our own ship with some goofy Binary Explosive that not even we can manage? God, you idiots really are beyond redemption.”

So I’m afraid the event is off.

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Fire Walk With Me

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:13 PM
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1. That's okay, I don't dig Vogon poetry any more than the next fellow.

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ColbertWatcher

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:14 PM
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2. Does this have to do with Putin's Giant Head? n/t

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Junkdrawer

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:15 PM
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3. Background:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4237599&mesg_id=4237599

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ColbertWatcher

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:19 PM
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5. So, does this mean we can stop watching Russia, or not? n/t

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Junkdrawer

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:21 PM
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6. Maybe Russia has more lax luggage inspection rules....n/t

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Shipwack

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:23 PM
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7. Couldn't resist... :D

Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?

Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.

Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?

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Junkdrawer

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:25 PM
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8. Just watched that on Free Pay-Per-View a month ago....

Classic...

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Matariki

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:18 PM
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4. LOL

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gopbuster

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Tue Oct-14-08 08:26 PM
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9. I am absolutely positive they were profiled by TSA & Homeland Security.....

I think they may have a case.

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