Are you ready for some Sleazeball?

All My Dopey Friends
(To the tune of All My Rowdy Friends – Hank Williams Jr.)

I messed up on the TV, my act has been panned
Fire up the psychos is my back up plan
I got fools that can shriek, I got fools that can scream
I got fools that’ll holler out anything

I’m losin already, let’s ruin this right
Call all my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

If you like to think, you’re in the wrong party
With Sarah and McCain, all decency has departed
Lipstick the pig to the ground, toss my last pair of dice
Call my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

Now my party can’t deliver the goods
Selling big, big lies we can do really good
Got us some talking point machines out on the House floor
And ole Inhuman Hannity got babble galore

It’s a mighty cesspool, cmon wade in
There’s stuff we make up, lil gossip thrown in
We can’t prove anything we say about you
But this is not time to start tellin’ truths

I’m losin already, let’s ruin this right
Call all my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

If you like to think, you’re in the wrong party
Sarah and McCain, dishonesty uncharted
Lipstick the pig to the ground, toss my last pair of dice
Call my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

If you like to think, you’re in the wrong party
Hey this is desperation time, let’s get the smear machine started
Lipstick the pig to the ground, toss my last pair of dice
Call my dopey friends out from the lunatic right


For my friend Bluebear. A DU Treasure. :hi: :loveya: :pals:

My line was "All his racist friends are comin' over tonight." :rofl:

:rofl:

Thank you :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

His father is surely turning over in his grave.

And Triceratops :)

:applause: :applause:

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:applause:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

and I mean that in the best way! :D

K & R! :kick:

:D

Best compliment I could get WakeMeUp

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:rofl:

Beautiful as usual my dear, dear SCE!!! :loveya: :hug:

One can only hope :D

Darling Sydnie, thank you :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

Yippee!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

This should be the "B" side of the McCain/Palin single!

Excellent work as usual, buddy! :hug:

WIsh ya coulda seen my grin as it came together ;)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

earworm!!1!!!


but at least I have better words to substitute

:hi:

Earworms are the house speciality ;)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

Hooo-WEE!

Whattya expect?

annabananananana!! :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

and YAAY! for Bluebear! :patriot:

YAAY indeed :hi: :hug:

"Lipstick the pig to the ground..." :rofl: So apt! Seems Bocephus wasn't too good a neighbor when he first moved out in the sticks in Paris,TN....he let some hogs go wild on purpose so he could hunt them. The locals and neighbors were not too happy with him. :D

Thankya :D

Sounds like a spoiled kid. Too familiar :grr:


:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

your creativity never stops.

But it does like to take naps :rofl:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

You calls 'em as you sees 'em! :applause: I'd like to take a razor to that air dried beard. I understand he grew it to cover his mangled face, but he can't hide his brain damage.

:beer: :beer: ;)

Thank you lonestarnot :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:toast: :beer: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

yes :rofl:

:bounce: :party: :bounce: :woohoo: ok, I'll keep it down... :hide: how's your head?

Tonight however, a Phillies game will make it hurt again :rofl:

I haven't heard myself do that in a while. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

:loveya: :hug: :grouphug: :pals: :yourock:

Thank you. You are gold.

:kissyfaces:

Aww sweetheart, anytime you needs giggles I gots 'em by the bucket :)

Your servant as always m'love :hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:rofl:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:applause:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:hug: :pals: :yourock:

:blush:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:bounce::applause::bounce:

:yourock:

:hi:

Howaya Holmes?

Thank you sir, this was on to paper and posted in less than an hour, and that was after an hour of drumming :thud:

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

(Every time I get a notice from the admins about a new message in the inbox, my first hope is always that it's another bit of genius from you, my friend. You truly never disappoint!)

Thank you sir, I truly appreciate it. It's what helps inspire me to keep writing, whether words scribbled on a page, or words sung to the skies.

:hi: :hug: :patriot: :pals:

:applause:

GO PHILLIES!!!!! :D

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