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http://www.nypost.com/seven/10152008/gossip/pagesix/learys_brain_vs__the_autistics_133648.htmLEARY'S BRAIN VS. THE AUTISTICS
.... "There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a (bleep) what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both." ....
* Dr. Phil - "
such thick and exasperating things as, 'Everybody has their own personal Ground Zero.' Oh, really? Does that mean someday two large speeding planes will crash into the side of your insipid hairless head? Let's hope so."
* Paul McCartney and Heather Mills - "She must have given great (bleep) . . Plus, he's a big pothead so he probably figured the fake leg would come in handy for smuggling marijuana."
* Hillary Clinton - "If she had changed her campaign motto from 'Blah Blah Something Change' to 'Vote for Me or Your Wife Won't You,' she would have had the election wrapped up at sunset on Super Tuesday. As Tip O'Neill once said - all politics is local. And for men, it doesn't get much more local than your crotch."
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10152008/gossip/pagesix/endquote_133644.htm
"I WAS slightly embarrassed when I ran into Barbara Walters the other day - you see, I had read 'Audition: A Memoir' on my Kindle, and I felt I knew too much" - Police Commissioner Ray Kelly on TheDaily Beast.com.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10152008/gossip/pagesix/candidates_prompt__prep_133642.htm
CANDIDATES PROMPT, PREP
AL Smith IV and other organizers of tomorrow's Al Smith Dinner - named for his great-grandfather, the former senator and first Catholic candidate for president - were faced with something new yesterday when John McCain requested a teleprompter for his 15-minute speech at the Waldorf before a white-tie crowd including Sen. Hillary Clinton, Rupert Murdoch, Mayor Bloomberg, Christy Turlington, Katie Couric and Henry Kissinger. "It's never been done before," said one source. Barack Obama will also try to be funny for 15 minutes, but didn't ask for a teleprompter. McCain was prepping yesterday in the theater at World Wide Plaza on West 49th Street for their debate tonight. "The big German shepherd guard dog who patrols the plaza barked a lot when he pulled up," said our source. "It must be for Obama - they say that shepherds are as smart as 8-year-olds."
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