Cartoon Characters Registered GOP Calls for Investigation

WASHINGTON - The Bornagin County Republican Committee Chair, Clarence Dukaine V filed a complaint with the U.S. Attorneys office to investigate massive voter fraud. Dukaine was randomly reviewing voter registrations when he came across "Barney Rubble of 123 Fake Street in District 12 of Meritsville Ohio.

Backed by the national Republican committee, Dukaine petitioned the U.S. attorney's office and distributed press releases describing wide-spread voter fraud that will throw the election to America hating terrorist liberals.

Standing in front of the County Court house in a dark suit and brief case, Dukaine was handing out fliers with the alleged erroneous registration.

Mr. Rubble residing at 123 Fake St was interviewed about the registration and he said, "Yeah I am Barney Rubble, what the hell do you want. Leave me the _uck alone. Goddamn Dukaine, crazy a__hole.", and slammed the door.

Checking the property tax roles, Barney Rubble has lived at 123 Fake street since 1982.

When Mr. Dukaine was presented with the information he screamed "Obama is a terrorist and so are YOU."

U.S. Attorney office stated that they take all reports of voter fraud seriously and have taken steps to remove all questionable voter registrations before the election.

or better yet, wait until Mr. Rubble shows up to vote, and then arrest him for voting under a false name?

Wait--that won't ever happen, will it?


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