Spend Valentine’s Day With John Ashcroft!

meegbear

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Thu Oct-16-08 10:56 AM
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Spend Valentine’s Day With John Ashcroft!

Nothing says “I love you” like a romantic cruise with John Ashcroft and Tom Tancredo. The Young America’s Foundation cordially invites you to "surprise your sweetheart" with tickets to a ten-night adventure on the high seas with a bunch of über-conservative old white dudes. Because trust me–no girl can say no to spending Valentine’s Day sharing “pressing thoughts with individuals who have done so much to advance the Conservative Movement.”

Here’s the saccharine, weirdly timed invitation:

Prices start as low as $4,281 per person, so you better reserve your spot while it’s still available.

http://www.pushback.org/2008/10/15/spend-valentines-day-with-john-ashcroft/

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YOY

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Thu Oct-16-08 10:58 AM
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1. I wonder if LArry Craig will be onboard...

I heard that he likes to cruise too.

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teenagebambam

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Thu Oct-16-08 11:00 AM
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2. I think I just thew up in my mouth a little

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Solly Mack

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Thu Oct-16-08 11:02 AM
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3. Damn. Just reading about it sent my libido into hiding

The little man in the boat just jumped ship.

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shadowknows69

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Thu Oct-16-08 11:05 AM
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5. OMG Solly!!!

That was freaking hilarious. :spank:

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Solly Mack

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Thu Oct-16-08 11:08 AM
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6. Ouch! lololol

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shadowknows69

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Thu Oct-16-08 11:04 AM
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4. Words fail me

I may need a therapy session just for clicking on this thread.

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juno jones

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Thu Oct-16-08 12:45 PM
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7. Ah yes, we will have a romantic dinner for two

then we will go to the local dump where we will shoot rats with pearl-handled revolvers. Then we'll go back to my place where I'll tie him on the bed and practice my waterboarding technique. Sounds dreamy.

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Dukkha

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Thu Oct-16-08 01:27 PM
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8. perfect for those who can't find love and gave up on life

:puke:

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smokey nj

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Thu Oct-16-08 01:29 PM
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9. Now that's what I call a ship of fools!

:rofl:

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