Always take the full course of antibiotics, as prescribed.

Since the early 1980s, there has been a continuous rise in Antibiotic-Resistant Infections. I can personally attest to the increase in antibiotic-resistant Fascistococcus moroniae, a particularly pernicious bacterium that attacks areas of the brain responsible for reason, veracity, and empathy. The recent discovery and availability of Obamacillin gives us some hope that this pandemic that threatens the people of the world can be halted here in the U.S. where it's particularly virulent and deadly.

Feeling better? - It is NOT sufficient that the course of Obamacillin treatment be halted once one feels better. This is a crucial point in health recovery where the surviving Fascistococcus moroniae are the more resistant strains. They must be beaten back and not permitted to reproduce. Continue taking Obamacillin for as long as prescribed. And then some.

Remember: the health of our body politic depends on you!

I'm gonna wash that antibiotic-resistant Fascistococcus moroniae right outta my hair :thumbsup:

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Despite misleading manufacturer claims, D.L.C. Accomodatans is not an effective treatment. Its ability to mildly suppress Fascistococcus moroniae, combined with its analgesic-deliriant properties can provide relief, but no cure. Additionally, prolonged low grade Fascistococcus moroniae infection can leave the patient susceptible to opportunistic secondary infections, often leading to a condition known as Liebermaniasis. There is no cure for Liebermaniasis, only a maintenance regimen, as follows:

Application: Apply directly to the forehead.
Dosage: 1-4 times daily, as needed.

Weep tomorrow. Remember, if you or someone dear ever wakes up sounding like an adenoidal butt trumpet, I warned you about Liebermaniasis. Accept no substitutes!

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I was sort of "quick-glance" reading, to see if it was something I was interested in, and thought, "hmmm..., a bacterium that attacks a brain area affecting reason, veracity, & empathy..., I better read this more carefully." lol

Fascistococcus moroniae, indeed. You know how long Obamacillin is prescribed for don't you?...

Eight years!

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Well, we have to build up the body politic's immune system so it can fight off that bacterium. It'll take a LOT of white blood cells working constantly ... in concert with the Obamacillin. (It's a ground game.)

The regimen has been a hard sell for me, but, little by little, I've come to see the wisdom.

:D

That'll require a team of spelunkers to find the offending organ before they operate. Not pretty.

No, wait. That's not it.

BOWELLLLS!!

No?

TONSIIIILS...

Aw, fuck it. I've got some Cheetos and a Coultergeist swimsuit video, let's go home.

I'm all for the Cheetos, :9 but I'd rather watch the Sarah Palin video nasty. :loveya:

I've got a horror classic, Jean Kirkpatrick At the UN. It scares the skin off zombies. Nothing's creepier than old skool conservadroid monster flicks.

n/t

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I think it is Fascistococcus moraniae :P

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