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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:25 PM
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Let's get creative - take out the crystal ball...what shit will the GOP step in next?
Since their October surprise has been a big cream pie in their face with bits of McCain's brother's 911 phone call about traffic, B Girl and the hair trigger reaction of the press to blame it on Obama, 150K gate...

Any clairvoyants who want to take a stab at what ingenious thing will emerge next from the GOP brainless trust, or perhaps just the random events of the insane asylum on the right?

Don't forget...they only have 11 more days for their creativity to run amock!
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:27 PM
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1. this has become like a scrabble game with an 8 year old
not hard enough to be considered sport
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:27 PM
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2. Seeing as how their entire campaign is created from shit, pretty much anywhere
they step is shitty.
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:28 PM
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3. Palin goes on Hannity & Colmes and lights her farts . . .
Promoting the new 'Lican energy independence program.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:43 PM
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12. Colmes is forced to hold the lighter !
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:53 PM
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15. The perv'd probably pay good money for the chance. n/t
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:26 PM
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17. ROFLMAO, I was thinking along those lines!
:rofl:
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:31 PM
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20. ...and you've got a lit candle too !!!!! hahahahahah
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:50 PM
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23. LOL, Hey now, that candle stays lit until the occupation is ended. That candle is not for light'n
farts. :)
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:51 PM
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24. Gotcha.....Nice gesture......hope you can put it out real soon !
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:53 PM
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25. I can see it dimming tonight! They will be home soon!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:28 PM
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4. you can't make this shit up.
it's been damn entertaining.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:27 PM
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18. They should sell fucking tickets, they might make some money for their campaign. Snort
:rofl:
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Newsjock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:30 PM
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5. The n-word is gonna drop sometime in the next week
The only real question: Will it be said by a current congressman, state lawmaker, governor, or merely a campaign worker in front of a TV camera?
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:33 PM
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6. It'll be troglodytes on their way to a Palin rally . . .
And the more devastating because it'll make clear that only sociopaths have any enthusiasm for this campaign. It'll make non-crazy 'Licans stay home in droves.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:28 PM
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19. McSame already said he was going to cunt your taxes, what more do you want?
:rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:36 PM
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7. You left out mcmoosebreath's maverick horns into the genetic research using fruit flies for autistic
There next attack will be about how... I'll have to get back with you. I've to go play taxi.
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:38 PM
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8. They'll blow the rest of their money...
...e-mailing and robo-calling the Amish in Pennsylvania.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:39 PM
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9. I keep thinking how much more shit they'll throw at us and if it will stick
They're a wounded animal right now, and there's still much to be feared. Come on, November 4!
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:39 PM
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10. A guy driving by my house today yelled go McCain
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 09:41 PM by proud patriot
I yelled back "good luck with that" then I hear
him loudly say "no (n word) in the white house)

I yelled back pointing "racist bigot" repeated it
a couple of times ...

I think the n word is their last resort .

I love election season :think:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:41 PM
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11. Wright. They are so tone-eaf and stupid that they will follow the TODDler
with a buncha shit about Wright. It's the only (recently) unplayed string on their harp.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:47 PM
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13. I predict they'll piss off a foreign leader
Like THAT would be news.....

:eyes:
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Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 09:49 PM
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14. I'm leaning towards "McCain ends up in hospital due to high blood pressure."
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:33 PM
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21. Arph arph arph arph! I love that dog! arph arph arph Every time
I see it I crack up! Now I lost my train of thought. Well I guess that isn't saying much... :rofl: :hi:
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adigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:08 PM
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16. Sarah's affair is going to go mainstream
and her hubby will run away with his lover, rather than be married to a Loser!!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-24-08 10:38 PM
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22. Ok Ok here it is.
McSame and McMoose will advertise either a barrel dive over Niagra Falls, a pair bungie dive into the Grand Canyon, or they will each eat a cholla cactus with Sean Hannity on Faux Snooze. I favor the cholla as heights are the George Orwell of lonestarnot. eeeee, 7 ft and I have to call the fire dept. to get me down. Don't tell homeland security. They'll use it to torture me. :P
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