McCain’s Camp's New Strategy: The C Men

20score

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:07 PM
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McCain’s Camp's New Strategy: The C Men

Edited on Sat Oct-25-08 03:02 PM by 20score

“Okay, the B girl didn’t work,” admitted John McCain at a rally Friday night. “But wait till you guys get a hold of my C Men. Even if I’m old, my friends, my C Men are strong! And useful. My C Men will turn this campaign around. Right Cindy?” "Well, I don't know about that," she muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing Dear."

“I just love John’s C Men,” Said Sarah Palin with a wink and a smile. “You betcha!”

“I love John’s C Men, too,” wrote Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report. “Something did not seem right to me with the B Girl – and yes, I pushed the story. But now John’s C Men has me reinvigorated.”

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:12 PM
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1. I was actually going to write a whole article, but just started laughing.

(In one of those moods.) So run with it if you're so inclined.

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John Q. Citizen

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:12 PM
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2. Duzy!

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:30 PM
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5. As in the award? Just found out about them last night.

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:19 PM
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3. Alright, it's immature as hell, but I think it's funny.

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RainDog

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:21 PM
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4. Poll: majority of American women reject McCain's C men

..it's true.

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Sat Oct-25-08 03:43 PM
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9. According to all the polls.

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Berry Cool

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:40 PM
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6. The OP must be one o' them D Mens.

I don't think Agent Mike or the G Men have anything to worry about, though.

I wonder if the I Man will talk about it on his radio show. L Man, I bet he will. O Man, I bet he spends a lot of time on it. Even though he's not R Man.

What can I say, I'm only U Men.

Ah...I think I'll go read an X Men comic.

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Sat Oct-25-08 02:53 PM
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7. A D Men, okay, I'll go with it. Damn good.

I hope this post is as funny as it seems to me now. But, I'll admit, I'm slap-happy, so everything is funny.

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Sat Oct-25-08 03:24 PM
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8. C Men /Semen Ha! I FINALLY got it!!

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20score

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Sat Oct-25-08 06:47 PM
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10. I wonder if other's aren't getting it, or they just think it sucks?

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