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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 08:53 AM
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Freepers: Sarah Palin is our "Queen Esther"
Edited on Sun Oct-26-08 08:53 AM by marmar
:crazy:


for those who unlike me didn't spend their formative years in a Lutheran (or Baptist, or Catholic, or Yeshiva etc etc) school, here's a short synopsis of the Esther story:
The king’s ministers, Bigthan and Teresh, plotted to kill the king. Mordecai learned of their plot, told Queen Esther, and Esther reported it to the king. The king ordered the two plotters to be hanged. King Ahasuerus then chose Haman as his senior minister. Haman demanded complete loyalty of everyone in the king’s service, and ordered all to bow down to him. But Mordecai refused, giving as an excuse that bowing down to another person was forbidden by his Jewish faith. This angered Haman, and he decreed the destruction not only of Mordecai, but of all the Jews of the kingdom.

To determine the day for carrying out the decree, Haman cast lots, or “purim.” The lot fell on the 13th of Adar. News of the decree spread throughout the kingdom, and the Jews were greatly distressed. Mordecai urged Esther to plead with the king to save the lives of her people. Queen Esther summoned all of her courage and went before the king. By using her feminine wiles, Esther persuaded the king to offer her the fulfillment of any wish. She told him about the plot against her people and asked that it be stopped. The king granted her wish and ordered Haman to be hanged. So, on the day intended for their destruction, the Jewish people were saved. To celebrate their survival, Mordecai declared the 14th and 15th days of Adar to be days of rejoicing, from that time forth and for all the generations to come.



Now for the Freepers:


To: politicallyincarrect; /\XABN584; 3D-JOY; 5Madman; <1/1,000,000th%; 11B3; 1Peter2:16; ...
If you agree in prayer please pass this on.

David



2 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 5:50:57 AM by davidosborne (SARAH PALIN for VP ---- McCain is just the "baggage" that comes with that VOTE !!)
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To: davidosborne
BTTT



3 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 5:54:59 AM by E.G.C. (To read a freeper's FR postings, click on his or her screen name and then "In Forum".)
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To: davidosborne
AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!



4 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 6:24:00 AM by Quix (GLOBALIST PLANS FM 1900 ON #76 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2031425/posts?page=77#77)
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To: Quix
and AMEN !



5 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 6:25:26 AM by davidosborne (SARAH PALIN for VP ---- McCain is just the "baggage" that comes with that VOTE !!)
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To: davidosborne
I believe in praying and passing the ammunition, FRiend:



Obama wants kindergarteners to get masturbation training:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2081131/posts

MASTERBATION TRAINING FOR KINDERGARTENERS!

Obama is the first Jostlin Elders Candidate.



6 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 6:43:20 AM by Arthur Wildfire! March (We can win the economic meltdown debate: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2115485/posts)
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As he moved to my right, Sarah Palin, came over to my left side...standing over the crowd and then looking at the little lady who had lost the son. It took a moment for her to shake some hands and people were pushing in all around. Sarah came and got on her hands and knees on that side of the stage and hugged that little Mom, telling her, "...it was not in vain." She promised her support.
It was at this moment Sarah Palin, reached out for me to help her up and as I was assisting her to stand was now face to face with her and GOD said, "Open up your Mouth and I will fill it."

Here is what came out... "God wants you to know that you are a present day Esther!"

!

You guys are nuts.


7 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:00:33 AM by Salman
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Blind bias

makes reality so . . . convenient, eh?



8 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:09:37 AM by Quix (GLOBALIST PLANS FM 1900 ON #76 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2031425/posts?page=77#77)
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To: davidosborne
She does have that “if I perish, I perish” quality about her — and I love that. She just charges ahead doing what’s right and doesn’t appear to care how anyone else judges her.



9 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:24:21 AM by MayflowerMadam (Pray around the clock through 11/4.)
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To: Quix
Queen Esther saved the Jewish people from extinction by pillow talk to the king. Just like Sarah Palin. eh?
Yes it is an insane comparison.


10 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:31:25 AM by Salman
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To: Salman
God used a woman (Esther) who was in a place of power for the betterment of her people. I don’t see why you can not see how people make this comparison. To a Christian person it makes sense.



11 posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 7:49:52 AM by PureSolace (Trust in God)
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To: Salman
Not from God’s perspective.

I’ll take His perspective over yours . . . or anyone else’s

any day.

My own conviction was the same before I read of the fellow speaking to Palin about it.

I saw her as a QUEEN ESTHER figure early on.

I still do.

Enjoy the blindness.



More lunacy at: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2115531/posts




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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 08:57 AM
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1. Why do nice Jewish stories get co-opted by the Religious Right?
Can you guys PLEASE leave us Purim, without your grimy fingers all over it? Yeesh.
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:09 AM
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7. Yep
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:21 AM
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10. Amen. Or should I say "Haman".
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 08:59 AM
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2. Oh, that's nothing - do a search "sarah Palin Esther" and see what
get.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:03 AM
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3. Hmmmm . . . think, think
Nope. No, I don't see her as Queen Esther. No, if I had to compare Sarah Palin to any biblical woman, it would have to be Sapphira. Yep, Sapphira seems to fill the bill here. A true biblical role model for Mrs. Palin.

Oh, and if you don't know who Sapphira was, look her up.
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:05 AM
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4. All those expensive clothes can't conceal what's obvious: Sarah Palin is POLYESTER, not Queen Esther
Cheap, synthetic, uncomfortable, and UGLY.
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malletgirl02 Donating Member (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:06 AM
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5. Queen Esther?
This will definitely inflate Palin's already bloated sense of self importance. Who ever thought of the Evita comparison was a genius.

"Rainbow High" From Evita

"All my descamisados expect me to outshine the enemy
I won't disappoint them
I'm their savior, that's what they call me
So Lauren Bacall me, anything goes
To make me fantastic, I have to be Rainbow High"
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:07 AM
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6. freaking creepy nuts. nt
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frogcycle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:11 AM
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8. So Sarah Palin is God's Monica Lewinsky?
As he moved to my right, Sarah Palin, came over to my left side...standing over the crowd and then looking at the little lady who had lost the son. It took a moment for her to shake some hands and people were pushing in all around. Sarah came and got on her hands and knees on that side of the stage and hugged that little Mom, telling her, "...it was not in vain." She promised her support.
It was at this moment Sarah Palin, reached out for me to help her up and as I was assisting her to stand was now face to face with her and GOD said, "Open up your Mouth and I will fill it."
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enki23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:14 AM
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9. So... Palin is going to save Israel by fucking the president?
Edited on Sun Oct-26-08 09:22 AM by enki23
But, for her to be queen, the president will necessarily be John McCain. unless they think she will save their theocracy by fucking a presidential candidate and stopping him from.... wait.... No, the idea is that she gets the king off so thoroughly that he gives her a wish, and she uses it so that his most trusted advisor doesn't get to do something nasty... That means, of course, that McCain's secretary of state will be pushing a plan to nuke Israel, and Sarah Esther Palin will stop it by fucking the old John McCain and getting David Irving fired?

Wait, no... she will fuck Ali Khamenei in order to stop Ahmadinejad from nuking Israel. That must be it.

I'm very confused.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:26 AM
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11. How the hell can you read that crap?
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 09:28 AM
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12. It's the best comedy this side of CNBC......
n/t
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 10:19 AM
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13. As if we really need a "Queen."
:puke:

Bake
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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 11:07 AM
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14. Has anyone ever known anybody who...
required masturbation training?
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Johnyawl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 11:32 AM
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15. hahahahahaha

good point!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 11:39 AM
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16. these people give christians a bad name......
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 11:47 AM
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17. Hahahaha - "Jostlin' Elders"
I wonder who she's jostling?
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juno jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 02:37 PM
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18. Sarah as a historical figure
Messalina, maybe Salome, definitely not Esther.
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chiefofclarinet Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 03:20 PM
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19. I think she is more like Jezebel
For those of you not familiar with the Biblical stories, Jezebel was the Queen of Israel and wife of Ahab, universally considered the worst king of Israel. She convinced her husband to quit worship God and worship her god Baal. When Ahab wanted a vineyard, she killed the man that owned it so he could get it. There are stories in 1 Kings about her life. She is considered one of the most evil women in the Bible, and it fits for Sarah Palin.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 03:23 PM
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20. So they think they'll be victims of a liberal pogrom?
:crazy:

Esther was trying to save her people from annihilation. The only thing the freepers will get is, hopefully after a while, a measure of economic stability, insurance reform, and a more peaceful world.

Man freepers are stupid.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 03:30 PM
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21. I love the Freeper's embracing of Palin!
Hitching themselves to such an idiot will bring about their alienation more quickly.
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DonCoquixote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 03:38 PM
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22. The only Queen Palin deserves to be compared to
is Marie Antionette. Actually, Marie at least had breeding, charms and class, something Palin would neve rhave, you betcha.

Of course, the GOP had best be thankful some of us want to restore the Constitution, if we were to settle for mere justice, we would need to wheel out Madame Guillotine. You could make a mountain with all the heads that would roll. As far as Haman, I would say take George and Dick, and hang them so high Haman would have to look up at them. Then our Jewish friends could bake those lovely Hamantashen Plum cookies, I used to share with my roommate in College.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-08 04:39 PM
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23. More like Aunt Esther - an insane religious fanatic who is a comedic object of ridicule
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