Good Bush/Cheney joke

I heard this tonight from one of my great-uncles. Forgive me if you've heard it before.


Bush and Cheney were out hunting ducks with their hunting dog. They decided to stop at a local diner to get a bite to eat. A sign on the front of the diner said "No Dogs Allowed."

Bush said, "What are we gonna do now?"

Cheney said, "The hell with it, we'll take him in anyway."

So they went inside. The man behind the counter saw the dog and hollered, "Didn't you see the sign? No dogs allowed!"
But he saw who they were and said, "OK, I'll make an exception for you two."

Bush and Cheney sat down and ordered their meals, and the dog laid down in the corner.

A customer entered the diner, walked over to the dog, lifted up his tail, and looked at his rear end. A second customer came in, walked over to the dog, lifted up his tail, and looked at his rear end. Person after person came into the diner, walked over to the dog, lifted up his tail, and looked at his rear end.

Finally the waitress brought Bush and Cheney's food to their table. Cheney asked, "Excuse me, but why is everyone looking at our dog's rear end?"

The waitress said, "They wanted to see the dog with the two assholes."

:silly:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I've never heard that one, hilarious :rofl: