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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:53 PM
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'I've never heard so much disgraceful music as I've heard on the radio this year at Christmas time.'
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I've never heard so much disgraceful music as I've heard on the radio this year at Christmas time. It's sickening. Many Christmas songs have a rock music beat, others are sang by known homosexuals, some songs are sang so fast that it's utterly annoying. There's songs about wanting front teeth back for Christmas, going on a sleigh ride...anything to remove Jesus Christ from the minds of people. It's so sad. It's like a broken tooth and a foot out of joint to hear the despicable Dolly Parton singing Christmas carols. In 1982 Dolly starred in a vile movie, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The movie is still highly sought by perverts today. Do you know what the movie is all about? It is about a town Sheriff and regular patrons of the whorehouse, fighting to keep the whorehouse open when a TV preacher targets it as the Devils playhouse. And you listen to her hypocritical Christmas music. Dolly just re-recorded an old Led Zeppelin song, Stairway to Heaven. Then there's Johnny Cash's Christmas album. Did you know he re-recorded two songs by Glenn Danzig, a known Satanist? Glenn Danzig, spewing his hatred for the Lord Jesus Christ, proudly designed a logo for the band — a demon strangling Jesus Christ with blood gushing from Jesus' eyes! I'm not trying to be unkind; I'm just being honest when I tell you that Satan is getting into everything nowadays. No Christ-honoring Christian should listen to the music of Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, or any other entertainer who promotes Satan.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/xmas.htm
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:55 PM
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1. where can I get a copy of 'Best Little Whorehouse in Texas'?
It never sounded very interesting before.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:30 PM
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30. It was kind of a little above average comedy. Funny these folks
really seem to hate anybody with a brain or with artistic ability.

mark
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 12:03 PM
Response to Reply #30
118. It was actually a pretty decent Broadway
show. The movie wasn't nearly as good, though, as is true with most movie musicals. They lose something on the big screen.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 12:31 PM
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120. Sorry - I had seen the movie only, and not all of that. nt
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:32 AM
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77. The song "Turn a Little Sidestep" is a keeper...
...for reasons that should be obvious on a political board. :popcorn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNDHTfdn1A
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:34 AM
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78. PERVERT!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:56 AM
Response to Reply #78
91. Thank God you didn't say "pev."
Or I'd have to strangle you until blood came out of your eyes.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:16 AM
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95. "You try any preversions around me..."
"...and you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company!"
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 11:05 AM
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98. I hate that word. It's stupid.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:50 AM
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90. Oh, come on, even perverts know that movie sucks!
Edited on Wed Dec-03-08 09:51 AM by obreaslan
"The movie is still highly sought by perverts today"

I call BS on that person's entire statement based on that line alone. The rest of their statement is irrelevant. That movie has not been sought by anyone, EVER!



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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:53 PM
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109. I've got several, I'll send you one.
You never know when the crackdown is gonna come. I thought it best to stockpile.
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:56 PM
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2. hail satan
Edited on Tue Dec-02-08 10:56 PM by frylock
and a merry xmas to all!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:57 PM
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3. Why don't these fugging morons
record some Christmas music free from the net, listen to their kind of music and leave the rest of people to do what they fugg they want. Why must their view prevail. Damn I hate these people.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:00 PM
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7. The Heptones . . . Christmas Time is Here!~
:toast:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:02 PM
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11. Love it
:D
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:02 PM
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10. Because they're also anti-Christmas.
Remember, when the early Christians rolled into town and convinced some of the people there to follow their new religion, they usually realized that they could use some of that culture's pre-existing symbols and rituals to help the locals grasp ideas central to Christianity. Hence, the Nativity is in December (on Saturnalia, near the solstice) and we haul trees inside and hang round bulbs on them.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:04 PM
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14. You'd better tell this group
Apparently they don't know this.
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:17 PM
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25. Meh. Fundamentalists are fun.
Unless they can demonstrate to me that they can read Attic/Koine Greek and Hebrew (and preferably Aramaic) and tell me what recension of the Bible they're working from, I automatically assume their arguments to be fundamentally flawed.
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:58 PM
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4. *sigh*
Edited on Tue Dec-02-08 10:59 PM by DesertedRose
Leave Dolly Parton alone!

And isn't the Best Little Whorehouse in TX based on a TRUE story?

Doesn't this person know there's a prostitute in Jesus' lineage (Rahab)? And she's considered a faithful woman!

Craziness :crazy:
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:37 AM
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45. Yes it's true!!
In 1973, Marvin Zindler, investigative reporter at Channel 13, KTRK-TV Houston (ABC) investigated the Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas, and got it shut down. It was the oldest continuously operating business west of the Mississippi.

Marvin Zindler was NOT a "TV preacher". He was a Jewish reporter at Channel 13 whose family owned a men's clothing store, Zindler's.

Miss Edna, the madam, looked NOTHING like Dolly Parton, but it's a funny movie.

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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:43 AM
Response to Reply #45
89. "...and there was SLIIIIME in the ice machine!"
:rofl: I miss Marvin Zindler
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:58 PM
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5. .....

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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 10:59 PM
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6. bwahahahaha - oh shit, he's serious
thanks Kate Clinton. That is the appropriate response.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:00 PM
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8. What?
No mention of Neil Diamond or Barbra Streisand recording Christmas albums? I'd think Jews singing Christmas carols would make this crackpot even crazier.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:23 PM
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27. Not to mention
Irving Berlin having the noive to write "White Christmas"...
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:45 PM
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35. LOL, no kidding! That reminds me of
an SNL skit about twenty years ago, when the wingnuts were first really starting to get their knickers in a knot about the whole "war on Christmas" nonsense, wanting to tar and feather anyone who didn't celebrate Christmas. The skit was called "The Assimilated Jews' Christmas Album" and was an "ad" for said "album." They took the traditional Christmas songs and gave them "secular" twists so that Jews could sing them and still feel like Jews and yet not feel left out and harassed at Christmas. It was hilarious, but with a real serious undertone.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:54 AM
Response to Reply #35
65. I hadn't realized this manufactured mock outrage had been going on that long!
Geez, morans gone wild!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 11:58 AM
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117. Yep, it has. I remember hearing this shit
in the early eighties. I heard the first inklings of it in the late seventies, actually.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:04 AM
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92. Babs>Ave Maria. I can't help but audibly and visibly giggle when I hear it.
I think Neil Diamond did it too.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:01 PM
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9. Dolly Parton is the spawn of the devil? Who knew?
And I guess when Johnny Cash talks about falling into that burning ring of fire, he was talking about ETERNAL BRUNCH WITH SATAN!!!!!

:evilfrown: :nuke:


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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:28 PM
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29. No, the "ring of fire" is about the day after eating a habanero pizza.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:38 PM
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33. You made me actually LOL with that one.. n/t
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:47 PM
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36. It wasn't funny when it happened.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:57 PM
Response to Reply #36
38. There are a lot of things like that...
Funny later, but not at the time.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:59 PM
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39. I experience a lot of such things on my veterans mailing list. It isn't war
stories, it is the stupid shit we did in the Army.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:47 PM
Response to Reply #9
110. "I mistook my Ben-Gay for my Preparation H" ...
and it burned, burned, burned ... that ring of fire, that ring of fire.
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MarkInCA Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 05:20 PM
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128. Thought I'd say hi to a fellow MF fan
I haven't been here long and must not have seen a post by you before.

I have that Cash song on my MP3 player now, love the trumpets.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:03 PM
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12. Written by a known Republican
Edited on Tue Dec-02-08 11:07 PM by Gman
and conservative.

However, I have to agree about Dolly Parton
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RedCappedBandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:04 PM
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13. OMFG TEH HOMOSEKSUALS R SINGING
THEY R WARRING CRISTMAHS. THEY HAET AMERIKA END JEEZUS.
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:36 AM
Response to Reply #13
73. Well, White Christmas *is* a show tune!
:rofl:

-Hoot
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:57 AM
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74. Why would a church-going Christian want to get rid of half of their choir directors? n/t
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:48 PM
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107. Half!?!?!
;)
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 05:20 PM
Response to Reply #107
129. I know a lot of choir directors
Two are straight. (and I kinda wonder about one of them)
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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:05 PM
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15. why are public airwaves being used to enforce the views of religion anyway? nt
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:07 PM
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16. Humph.. They dissed Johnny and Dolly and "who" again is going to hell ? n/t
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:07 PM
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17. 'I saw mommy kissing Satan Claus.....'
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:26 AM
Response to Reply #17
86. Or the Bob Rivers version "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"...nt
Sid
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:10 PM
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18. Could it be....SATAN???


I like the outrage at "known homosexuals" singing Christmas songs. Obviously it's okay if they are UNKNOWN homosexuals???
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:12 PM
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21. "Sang by" no less. nt
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 12:41 PM
Response to Reply #21
122. No shit...learn your irregular verbs before being a douche is the lesson here.
I sing the song you sang two days ago, not the song you have sung this morning.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:26 AM
Response to Reply #18
48. Cough, cough Clay Aiken Cough
I seem to have a touch of something tonight. :P
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:55 AM
Response to Reply #18
66. Don't ask, Don't tell! Donchya know?
:rofl:
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:12 PM
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19. I never knew Dolly Parton was so evil.
Good thing I only own Queen albums. They must be OK.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:20 PM
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26. I think that the Queen is a decent, Christian woman. That should be fine.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 12:33 PM
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121. Don't forget smart, talented and rich. Also a decent human being.nt
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:12 PM
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20. Sounds like these folks wouldn't appreciate Monty Python's Christmas song either.
Warning, if 4 letter swear words bother you, you won't like it either. Make sure the kiddies aren't around if you play it without a headset.

http://view.playlist.com/additem/806129
(click on Play Preview to listen)
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hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:09 AM
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43. thats a pretty good song
thanks for the link, i've never heard it before.
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bperci108 Donating Member (969 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:56 AM
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46. It isn't Python...
...it's Kevin Bloody Wilson from his British album "Kev's Kristmas"

It's expensive as hell in the original import format but you can download it cheap from Amazon.
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southern_dem Donating Member (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:12 PM
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22. Well, it's that special. n/t
*insert Dana Carvey Church lady pic here*
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Hanse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:13 PM
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23. Why didn't anybody tell me Dolly Parton made a porn movie?!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:44 AM
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81. They're not going to like the Dethclock Christmas album.
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:14 PM
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24. It's like a scene from the Director's Cut of "Footloose"
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InvisibleTouch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:25 PM
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28. "are sang"??
Wow, someone not only lives their life in paranoia and fear, but also somehow missed a basic grammar education.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:34 PM
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32. Well, you know, there was a Catholic priest-type the other day, saying
that the decline of Reich-wing Catholicism was due to too much edumacation-type-activity there in the schools, ya know...
Fundies of any ilk are not big on education.
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Elwood P Dowd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:32 PM
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31. I grew up in the 60s listening to classic Johnny Mathis christmas songs.
Everyone knew he was gay and didn't give a shit, even here in the south.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:41 PM
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34. I can't believe this isn't on the Greatest Page.
In 1982 Dolly starred in a vile movie, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The movie is still highly sought by perverts today.

This is just hilarious!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 01:22 PM
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123. I'm a pervert (YMMV). I hated it.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 11:50 PM
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37. Don't anyone ever tell these people about Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.
Then again, if you really want to see some heads explode...
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:31 AM
Response to Reply #37
88. I gotta get me one of those
to go along with the Christmas poo tree ornaments a friend sent me one year


Oh, and the "Pull my finger" farting Santa and the reindeer that poops out jelly beans when you wind him up.
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:02 AM
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40. I can't stand "The Little Drummer Boy" myself; nor "It's a Small World", but they're schmaltz...
... not Satan.

Clearly this is from the "oogedy-boogedy" wing of the Republican party. :eyes:

Hekate
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hendo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:07 AM
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41. and Ring of Fire
was about adultery.

blah blah blah.

I hate it when people like this give christians a bad rap.
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:09 AM
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42. And some people don't think these people are whack jobs?
:crazy:
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:57 AM
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67. 5 out of 6 fellow whack jobs don't think that those people are whack jobs.
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:24 AM
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76. Which proves they are whack jobs.
:crazy:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:11 AM
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44. Why so serious?
Edited on Wed Dec-03-08 12:12 AM by EOO
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 02:18 AM
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47. ?
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:11 AM
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69. Sarcasm is the word you are looking for.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 12:35 PM
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100. REALLY? Nobody here has seen "The Dark Knight" yet?
And that site is in no way meant to be sarcasm - there really are people that nuts.
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:28 AM
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49. Attacking Dolly Parton?
Well, there will be a special place in Hell for that fucker! May he have a "hard candy Christmas."
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:30 AM
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50. We should all be as despicable as Dolly Parton.
Dolly rose from humble commencement into the realm of superstardom and not only on the strength of her physical attributes but primarily on keen instinct and genuine talent.

It seems to me that you could be powerfully charmed by Dolly Parton if you were blind.

A known homosexual did the Sistine Chapel, too, insofar as it's an issue at all.

As for the Man in Black, there's a strong jolt of Christian redemption in his music and his life. I think the writer of this piece must not be paying careful attention.

There's no hard evidence that I've seen that Jesus of Galilee did not go on sleigh rides. He might have. He might not have.


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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:31 AM
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51. Wonder if they've heard Black Sabbath's version of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" yet?
Well ok... technically it's just Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, and some other guys who are not named Geezer and Bill (or Vinny) But it sounds like Sabbath 2.0 to me....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJRq3Y9Seo :evilgrin:
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knitter4democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:57 PM
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114. Laughed. so. hard.
:rofl: That one's hilarious! "Silent Night" is even funnier. :)
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:33 AM
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52. "Known homosexuals"? In the entertainment industry? Cripes, who knew?
Edited on Wed Dec-03-08 05:33 AM by impeachdubya
What's next?

OH NO!!!
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:35 AM
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53. Satan is getting into everything nowadays. Last night I found him in my Vegetable Crisper, wilting
the lettuce.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:42 AM
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54. That son-of-a-bitch! Give 'im an inch, he'll take a mile.
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:47 AM
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55. No shit?!
How can that be? I saw him last night, in my cupboard eating the last Rice Krispy treat, while sodomizing Crackle and both were doing meth! I'll post the video later on YouTube and Myspace! Look for it!
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:07 PM
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102. Are you sure that was Satan, and not Ted Haggard? nt
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:44 PM
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111. Is there an appreciable difference?
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 11:24 PM
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115. Well, for one, Satan has a certain bad-boy sexy appeal.
Ted Haggard's just icky.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:21 AM
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61. .
:rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:54 AM
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56. OH NOES!!!!
KNOWN HOMOSEXUALS.....SINGING IN A CHOIR!!! IT'S GIVING ME THE VAPORS!!!
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:05 AM
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57. Time for "Christmas with the Devil"
The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evils holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)
No bells in Hell
No snow below-
Silent Night, Violent Night
So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no...
Your ticket is your soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sixsHSheV4g

Spinal Tap Rules!
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:06 AM
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58. Is This Real or Parody?
It's so over the top it seems like a put on. I've never heard of that website before. Is it real? Anybody know?
The Professor
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 01:37 PM
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124. Yes, Virginia, there is such a site and it's not a parody
Edited on Thu Dec-04-08 01:38 PM by TrogL
For more insanity, check out Rapture Ready http://www.rr-bb.com/
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 05:17 PM
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127. No Thanks, Trog
If it's like what i read, i already know more than i want to!

Man, this kind of stuff is what's wrong with this country. People like this are running interference for the radicals with power.
GAC
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:15 AM
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59. So then, if Dolly Parton were to release a recording of "Good King Wenceslas,"
Edited on Wed Dec-03-08 06:16 AM by Old Crusoe
would she be more Christian for having done so, or all the more morally repellent because her past affiliation with THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS has forever tainted her?

Are entertainers prohibited from the Redemptions clause in the New Testament?

This isn't explained fully, so many may remain befuddled.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:16 AM
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60. Come to think of it, are sleigh rides really that grave a concern?
Edited on Wed Dec-03-08 06:23 AM by Old Crusoe
Perhaps I am less worldly than others here, but as God is my witness, I've never even been on a sleigh ride.

Not one.
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Seldona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:39 AM
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62. He said 'whore.'
Baby Jesus is crying.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:50 AM
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63. This guy MUST be a blast at his company Xmas party.
Dousing the DJ with holy water, etc.

And apparently too stupid to know that radios come with an off button. Heck, you can even change the station!
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DRoseDARs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 06:52 AM
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64. No Christ-honoring Christian would celebrate Christmas.
Considering Jesus was born in autumn of 5 or 4 BCE and Christmas is just a pagan festival for Winter Solstice bastardized by The Church (which later became the Roman Catholic Church after the Great Schism with the Byzantines for those wanting a little historical perspective)...

Just a thought... :shrug:
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:10 AM
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68. I hear that Jack Chick thinks guy is crazier than a shithouse rat
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:13 AM
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70. I've always wondered about "Don we now our gay apparel..."
Sounds like Queer Eye for the Xmas Guy, if you ask me.

And how 'bout that "God rest ye merry, gentlemen"? Definitely perversion lurking in there. "Gone astray," eh? Hmmmm....
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:26 AM
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87. Yeah, and what about
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"?


And in the song "Oh Holy Night"...the line that goes "Fall on your knees..."



Perversion just drips from these "Christmas" songs.... :o
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 12:28 PM
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119. And the second verse of
"It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" begins "still through the cloven skies they come." Cloven? Hmmmmm..............
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:25 AM
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71. Whenever I walk into a grocery store or drug store during the holidays
and hear Brenda Lee doing "Jingle Bell Rock" on the holiday muzak, I by god KNOW she's trying to drive Jesus from the minds of the people!
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 07:30 AM
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72. lol, I missed a line and ended up getting
"It's like a broken whorehouse in Texas."

:rofl:

Let's see, when was Jingle Bells written?

-Hoot
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:02 AM
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75. Some songs are sang?
Some idiots need remedial education.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:34 AM
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79. a 'christian' who uses X-mas...bwahahahahahaaaaa ....jesus wept
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:37 AM
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80. I bet this idiot always wonders why people point and laugh at him
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Cults4Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:47 AM
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82. Tapeworms for their X-mas prezzies!
... people like this just breed hate , in the name of another god...again.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:38 AM
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97. Along with
fleas in their pubies and a raging case of butt-scabies.


And hemmorrhoids.
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:52 AM
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83. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth was written in 1944
Sleigh Ride was written in 1948.

Why is he saying music is disgraceful THIS year?
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:17 AM
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84. Does Satan need a time-out?
"I'm not trying to be unkind; I'm just being honest when I tell you that Satan is getting into everything nowadays."



Oh, that Satan, what a little imp he is...just like a two year old child! When nobody watches him, there he is...getting into everything.

Yesterday was my turn to watch Satan. Unfortunately, I was busy, and I swear I only turned my head for a second and before I knew it, he had tracked muddy cloven-hoofed footprints all over my ceilings, emptied out the contents of my fridge and peed all over them, and burned pentagrams into the carpeting with his breath.

I'm really not surprised that he's trying to kick the poor baby Jesus around now...

disgraceful! :spank:
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AccessGranted Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:23 AM
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85. Uuuuh.....Turn The Radio Off (Is This A Joke To Get a Rise Out of Everyone?)
And if you're out in the stores where they blast holiday music over the speakers, then wear an IPod or Walkman with headphones and play your own music. Most music on the radio today is offensive if you're easily offended, a prude, uptight, etc.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:11 AM
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93. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dimmu Borgir Winter Solstice Special!"
Bring the kids - and your earplugs. It's gonna be a mite loud. :rofl:
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:14 AM
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94. I'll bet he's as kinky as Vitter the Shitter.
The outraged fundie preachers always are.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 10:34 AM
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96. Damn, where the hell was I....
out of the loop on that one...I actually had to Google "Vitter the Shitter"...


all I can say is...




bwahahahahhahahaahahah

:rofl:
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 11:11 AM
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99. You can't make this stuff up!!
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 01:04 PM
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101. Sleigh Rides = Jesus!
That said, I'm almost certain this site is a parody...

but what's sad is that there are people who actually have this mindset. It's people who's faith is so frail and weak that it has to be reaffirmed by the world around them or they feel threatened.

Personally, I'm an advocate of returning Christmas to how it used to be, too. A month-long party of drinking, roustabouting, hedonism, and other assorted naughtiness. There's a reason every damned Christmas food has alcohol in it.
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JerseygirlCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:23 PM
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103. Sung nt
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:35 PM
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104. Ah, a Fundie oldie-but-goodie! n/t
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:41 PM
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105. If they heard my Twisted Chrismas CDs their heads would explode.


he he he
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:42 PM
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106. What in the name of SAY-TUN
were you doing at that web site?

Jesus is
Savior .com????

You were looking for trouble buddy and you found it. :crazy:
"Satan is getting into everything nowadays. No Christ-honoring Christian should listen to the music of Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, or any other entertainer who promotes Satan. "

Yep, Dolly Parton is a Satanist alright... :eyes:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 05:51 PM
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108. It was . .
courtesy of 'fundies say the darndest things' :)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 08:49 PM
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112. I wonder if Dolly Parton would be up for riding in a sleigh past this guy's
house?
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 09:03 PM
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113. GOD BLESS JOHNNY CASH!
WOOT! :P
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chrisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-08 11:29 PM
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116. Made to the third sentence
before LMAO.

This has got to be fake.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 02:00 PM
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125. Deluded, yes. Fake, no.
This site has been up for years. Rather than organizing the front page, the webmaster just keeps adding more and more stuff.

The article currently under discussion is mild compared to some.
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Better Believe It Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 02:06 PM
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126. And who can forget those Satanist Chipmunks songs!
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MarkInCA Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-08 05:22 PM
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130. Pat Boone's album of heavy metal
would make this person's head explode.
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