"Hey! I gots a great idear! Let's associate the birth of Christ with Ameruka!"

"And decorate the tree in red, white and blue!"

"You BETCHA!"

"Kuz we's all knows that Jeebus wanted to see us two thousand years later rollin' in the aisles and talkin' gibberish!"

"You BETCHA!"

"And you knows he wants us to hates faggots, niggers and libruls! Theyz ABOMINATIONS!"

"You BETCHA!"

"Cause they stands against us and the power that baby Jebus intended us to have cause he wanted us to rulz the wurld!"

"You BETCHA!"

"An' we gotta get rid of 'em afore the rapture comes an we all getz nekkid!"

"You FUCKING BETCHA! NEKKID! YEAH!"

"I wantz to motion we adjorn this meeting of the Wasilla Yung Republicanz Meeting and git on with hour Shrimp & Ham dinner!"

"You BETCHA!... er, ain't shrimp an pork an abomination too?"

"Yeah, but Jebus tol' me that that don't count anymore."

"You BETCHA!"

I have had a better day than most today. Just hearing Laura talking and she said all the letters she got suggested they decorate the WH Xmas tree in red white and blue. Made me a bit uppity I guess.

Using the vernacular of our opposites?

If you haven't heard any of those words, you are a very lucky person. To hear those words in satire or comedy is quite common. This is the internet. You have no idea of my gender or melanin address.

If I offended you, I'm sorry. That was not my intention.

taken by one who feels that "talking in tongues" and "rolling in the aisles" is a normal part of life.

In that case, I did mean to offend.

Have you seen the latest salvo in the "War On Christmas"? Some asshat repuke (Sen Chris Buttars)from Utah wants to legislate saying Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays.


http://www.talk2action.org/story/2008/12/2/125615/953/Front_Page/Holiday_Harangue_Utah_Lawmaker_Wants_To_Mandate_Merry_Christmas_

One day the Jews the Hindu's the Buddhists and the Muslims are going to tire of this crap. I know I'm tired of it.

Recent historical interpretations have pegged Jesus as all three.

I wonder, how many times can a head explode before it gives up?

:)

In the midwest somewhere?

:)