It's time to come clean, DU

Is Obama REALLY a racist Christian and a secret Muslim espousing Marxist theories while masquerading as the most liberal Senator in the United States Senate who has the Hawaiian government and millions of ACORN activists at his disposal to enact his diabolical agenda and is not a natural born citizen?

Admit it already.

but he is a carrier

I especially like Dr. Bonner's peppermint soap.

It's so nice and tingley!

My mom came to visit and found the only soap in the shower (besides shampoo of course) was the Dr. Bronner's liquid soap.

She started reading the bottle.

She finished her shower and came out to have a discussion with me about cults. *grin*

Do you really feel compelled to post whatever gibberish you're (allegedly) thinking.

Really?

Who here has any self control at all? Speak up!

:shrug:

It is entirely possible that Bill Clinton's penis, Secret Service codenamed "Cthulhu" has gotten itself a new presidential host to continue its nefarious, eldritch and evil work in this world!

We are soooooo fucked.

I should have known, since EVERYTHING is the Clenis' fault!

I should have known it had the power to detach itself and reattach itself to a new presdiential host. The Clenis started out as Karl Marx's Clenis, you know, though it may have been around for millenia before that. We mortals can never know.

You are on to something here. Notify the FReikorps! ALERT! Project X! The Chair is Against the Wall! John has a long moustache!

So,I'm wondering, how powerful IS the Clenis? We know it has "the power to cloud men's minds", like The Shadow Knows, but what other hellish powers does it have?

I mean, when Obama looks "down there", does he see the Clenis for what it is, or does he just see the same penis he's always seen? Can the Clenis change colors according to it's host, or does it have the ability to make Obama see whatever it wants him to see?

Notify the FReikorps! ALERT! Project X! The Chair is Against the Wall! John has a long moustache!

Do I really need to post :sarcasm: ?

I think I do, and that's sad. (not speaking about you T_S, but about the many humor-impaired DUers of whom I am sometimes one)

The SS code name, "Cthulhu" is not a mere bagatelle. Forsooth, it is the evil from the time before time. Ancient, eldritch, and now awake and moving in this world. And it wants to eat your brain.

!!1!1!!!!!!!!111!!! :crazy:

Don't talk about these facts until 1/21/09 - by then, we'll have confiscated all the guns, disbanded the courts, closed all the churches, cancelled all the straight marriages, and it will be too late to stop us! Mwaaa haaa haaa haaa....

We're going to make Man-on-Dog Santorum realize he was right all along!

Bwah-hah-hah-mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-ha!

"Look, he even wrote out his Evil Villain Laugh."
--Arthur, from the TV show "The Tick"

Can I get the exclusive photography and video rights for that? I could use making some money here.