Cute email I just got... and from someone who at least used to vote Republican.

TECHNICAL NOTICE

Dear World,

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals, liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly installed equipment indicate that it is functioning properly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service --- and hopefully even improving it in the years tocome. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

The USA

I'm sure the world is as eager as we are to see Obama sitting behind the oval desk with no Bush, no Cheney.

I'm trying to figure out what I will do with all that free time I've been spending b...crabbing about this administration.

for my pitiful blog.