GOP to America: Drop Dead, or "What's in it for me?"

More on Auto Bailout My friend swears this story about Donald Trump is absolutely true, and I believe him.

In a Park Avenue office building, Trump gets into an empty elevator alone. Five stories later, the doors open and a woman enters. The doors close and the elevator continues carrying both of them upward.

The woman, a gorgeous 24-year old statuesque blonde, turns to him. "Excuse me," she says. "Are you Donald Trump?"

"Yes."

The woman pushes a button to stop the elevator between floors. "Oh Mr. Trump," she says. "I've been in love with you since I was 13. I want to get down on my knees and give you a blow job right now."

"Yeah," said Trump, "What's in it for me?"

Now here's the absolutely true part. My friend repeated the joke to someone in real estate management who, over the years, had business dealings with Trump. The real estate guy didn't laugh. "Oh," he said, stone faced. "So you know Donald."

Or, as they say today in Kentucky, "So you know Mitch."

By "they" one would mean the workers at the Cadillac plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky, or the Ford plant in Louisville, or the Georgetown Toyota plant which uses parts from suppliers shared with the Detroit Three, or anyone else whose livelihood was related to the 50,000 people in Kentucky who, up till now, worked for the auto industry. By "Mitch" one would mean of course, Senate Minority Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, where, aside from Michigan and Ohio, more automobiles are produced than in any other state.

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