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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:27 PM
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Poll question: When Rick Warren tumbles from grace, it will be because:
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SoCalNative Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:29 PM
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1. He'll be convicted of molesting
10-14 year olds in his flock
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:30 PM
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2. 10-14 year-old boys, of course.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:31 PM
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3. kid touching.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:33 PM
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4. Like Al Capone, it'll be for taxes...nt
Sid
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:33 PM
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5. I have to go with the whole "he will molest kids" thing......
I can see it now, he will be in court trying to justify his actions with the bible and outside the courthouse will be a group of his followers claiming what he did was gods work.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:36 PM
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9. And then he'll write a book called
The Penis-Driven Life.
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:43 PM
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12. Bwahahahahahahahaha....
Yea that too :rofl:
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:34 PM
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6. I think it'll be child molestation n/t
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:34 PM
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7. Other
He has a sudden heart attack for following the Jerry Falwell diet too closely.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:36 PM
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8. Can't vote.
I would have picked "Obama's pick qualifies him to be too sane for California church members." but we know that's not true. The guy is about one war vet funeral protest away from being Fred Phelps.

Besides, I don't think he is going to "fall from grace" by which I infer that you mean that his fundie whackjob base will turn on him.

Seriously, I think he would have to have sex with a male prostitute AND illegal drugs for the fundies to turn on him.

Female prostitute OR illegal drugs simply won't do.

"I have sinned against you, my lord... simper simper simper!!"
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:38 PM
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10. He will be found to have "tutched the butt;"
THEN comes the heart attack.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:42 PM
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11. Bestiality. n/t
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:45 PM
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13. Ya know, I almost went there.
got nauseated and had to turn away.

Unless, of course, we count him as the beast.

Nope...doesn't change the nausea.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-08 02:49 PM
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15. I just had to go there. It's only one of two acts they haven't been caught at,
yet.

The other one?

Necrophilia. But they are saving it for the dead country they've created.

I feel a bit dark some days. :)

:hi:
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-17-08 08:54 PM
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14. Lets just say.....
He'll have to change the name of his church from Saddleback Church, to Bareback Church.
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