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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:49 AM
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Poll question: Raptor Jesus, Ceiling Cat or Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Edited on Thu Dec-25-08 11:57 AM by cryingshame
Which alternative Divine Being do you prefer?

Raptor Jesus



Ceiling Cat


Flying Spaghetti Monster
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:53 AM
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1. Tralfalmadorian
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:55 AM
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4. I call that and raise you....
The Church of God the Sublimely Indifferent. :)

The world lost a great mind when Kurt passed.

:shrug:
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:57 AM
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7. 2nd that emotion.
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Phred42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 12:23 PM
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11. ditto
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:54 AM
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2. Ceiling cat...it would explain sooo much. eom
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:55 AM
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3. The Ceiling Cat Bible
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem."
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:56 AM
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5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He touched me with his noodly appendage.
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 12:05 PM
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9. rAmen
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 11:57 AM
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6. Beware the wrath of Cthulhu
:scared:
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 12:04 PM
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8. Raptor Jesus isn't getting any love...
:(
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 12:55 PM
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12. I'll bet he's the better dancer of the three, though.
;)
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 02:39 PM
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17. Poor Christasaurus
:(
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 12:15 PM
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10. While I hesitate to by-pass the FSM, now that I know Ceiling Cat is available, that's my vote! nt
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corpseratemedia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 01:00 PM
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13. i cant cuddle spaghetti or a lizard
God should be cuddly

...and poop in a box
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 01:29 PM
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14. At the very least, God should cover their own poop. Although FSM doesn't poop at all-
Edited on Thu Dec-25-08 01:31 PM by cryingshame
maybe drip some sauce on occasion. Or is dripped sauce the FSM version of the "blood of Christ".
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Night_Nurse Donating Member (500 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 02:35 PM
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15. That looks just like my cat! Hahahah.. nt
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-25-08 02:38 PM
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16. I'm sorry, but Flying Spaghetti Monster is just sooo "wannabe"
Flying Spaghetti Monster is to Ceiling Cat what Family Guy is to The Simpsons.
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