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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 06:44 AM
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Senator's Imhofe & Stevens Square Off In A Battle Of Wits On The Senate Floor
who wins?
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 06:46 AM
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1. beings as both are dumb as a post neither do or both does
:shrug:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 06:47 AM
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2. Stevens... by breaking the tie by bashing Inhofe in the head with a big bridge to nowhere.
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Deb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 06:58 AM
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3. The Democrats
:hi:
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ellacott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 06:59 AM
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4. John Stewart n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 07:00 AM
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5. A battle of wits, between two people with only a nit between them
:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 07:02 AM
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7. what if they battled with TUBES?
:rofl:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 07:02 AM
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6. Hrmm...
when an irresistible dumb meets an immovable ignorance. I think it creates a singularity of idiocy.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 07:09 AM
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8. It's not a dumptruck
If Stevens wears his Hulk tie he wins. Apparently that is all it takes in the Senate these days.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 07:22 AM
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9. I was going to say "America wins if they bash each other's brains out"
but then, that action would be beating a dead horse ... and just plain redundant ...
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MaineYooper Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 08:36 AM
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10. I call it a draw. Neither is armed. nt
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 08:37 AM
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11. If they got too close together, they'd collapse into a black hole . . .
The combined powers of their ignorance and arrogance would be so strong that not even light could escape.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 08:39 AM
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12. But sadly, their IDEAS could still emerge- because they have no substance. nm
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 08:42 AM
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13. So basically they're a couple of highly paid neutrinos?
Now that makes sense!
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 08:58 AM
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14. Pick'em. Its hard to have a battle with an unarmed man
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 09:09 AM
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15. I hate to nitpick but
doesn't anyone in this battle get to be armed? :rofl:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 09:25 AM
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16. For me, that would be akin to the Cowboys playing the Giants.
I don\'t care about the winner, I just want to see lots of injuries.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 09:31 AM
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17. The floor. (n/t)
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-22-07 09:34 AM
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18. LOL
:rofl:
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