GD errata; " Life should NOT be a journey to the grave

Greyhound

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Sun Dec-28-08 03:06 AM
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GD errata; " Life should NOT be a journey to the grave

with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, gravy in the other, body thoroughly used up and totally worn out while
screaming "WOO HOO! What a ride!"
:woohoo:

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Trajan

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Sun Dec-28-08 03:11 AM
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1. LMFAO ....

First one to the finish line wins ?

Hey Bud ... Merry Christmas, etc etc ....

Im off to bed ... Will be driving to Seattle with my eldest daughter to explore the 'Emerald City' for a day trip ....

I am planning on returning 'well preserved' without any skidding of any kind ....

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TahitiNut

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Sun Dec-28-08 03:15 AM
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2. The Grace of Peanut Butter ...

"God is spreading grace around in the world like a five-year-old spreads peanut butter; thickly, sloppily, eagerly, and if we are in the back shed trying to stay clean, we won't even get a taste."
-- Donna Schaper

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chucktaylor

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Sun Dec-28-08 03:44 AM
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3. With the engine smokin and the tires ripped off the vehicle.

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Deja Q

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Sun Dec-28-08 07:47 AM
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4. People who didn't "well preserve" themselves and may be in premature pain...

would they agree with you?

I am ambivalent.

And if we were to make a parallel tangent to more economic concerns, would all the people made poor by the stock market greed agree...

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Greyhound

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Sun Dec-28-08 02:33 PM
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7. I suppose it depends on how they got that way.

"We all got it comin', kid" - William Muny

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Fumesucker

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Sun Dec-28-08 09:00 AM
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5. Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse..

John Derek, 1949 "Knock on Any Door"

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rucky

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Sun Dec-28-08 09:03 AM
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6. And don't forget the gravy

it's important.

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dysfunctional press

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Sun Dec-28-08 02:41 PM
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8. life is for living.

i feel sorry for those people who see it as a waiting room for the 'eternal afterlife'.

no, not really. :rofl:

suckers- wasting their one and only shot at sentience to appease an imaginary overlord...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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