You might be a Wasilla Republican if...........

samplegirl

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:05 PM
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You might be a Wasilla Republican if...........

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hR4UTSCTAK37YLQG9AtmTFk0CybQD95HDPT00

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MajorChode

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:13 PM
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1. ,,,,,you dump your girlfriend

...after finding out she's pregnant, then hook back up with her after you find out her mom is nominated for VP.

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NMDemDist2

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:14 PM
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2. so now Levi is an unemployed High School drop out

damn.

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muntrv

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:15 PM
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3. If you like to sit around and shoot shit.

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ChairmanAgnostic

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:16 PM
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6. prolly helps out his maw with her job.

as any good republican son would.

with all this time on his hands, he can probably marry bristol, doncha think?

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11 Bravo

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:15 PM
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4. You use crystal meth much more often than you use toothpaste.

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YOY

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:16 PM
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5. Ladies and Gentlemen, the FUTURE of the Republican party...tip your waitress and try the veal.

Both horribly hilarious and frightening if it succeeds.

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samplegirl

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:23 PM
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7. if you like the name Tripp as much as

Grandma Johnson!

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:23 PM
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8. If your idea of a Good Time...

Is to take Oxy and drool on yourself.

Which, I believe, speaks volumes about repuke politics as a whole.

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47of74

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:32 PM
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9. If you think...

If you think that Bristol getting knocked up and having her baby is a blessed event, but if anyone else gets pregnant then she and the baby (once said baby is born) should go off and you know what themselves.

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benld74

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Tue Jan-06-09 01:41 PM
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10. You get the Govs' daughter in the family way,,,

and you get a free airplane ride out of Alaska, free hotel with late night hanky, free food, new duds, photo ops, get to shake hands with a really old guy who is a Senater?,
INSTEAD of
getting yur ass kicked all over the North Slope by the Govs' husband!!!!

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foxfeet

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Tue Jan-06-09 02:01 PM
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11. Your mom doesn't take the meth needle out of her arm

before she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.

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