Obama MUST deal with this UFO threat.

Friends and fellow DUers, hear me well. I am sick and tired of standing on the sidelines while many of my associates and relatives - some of them are even ethnic minorities and union members - are abducted by unidentified flying objects, repeatedly probed (anally) and sent back as gibbering idiots. Some of them have even become Republicans or Nader supporters in the aftermath of this trauma.

I am sick and tired of waiting for something to be done to remedy this situation. I have repeatedly called Harry Reid's office and told him that I both despise him and require his assistance, to no avail. I have sent envelopes containing white powder to Nancy Pelosi and have received nothing but a visit from the FBI. How long, O Lord, how long must I struggle in front of my computer? Should things not improve, I will take matters into my own hands and create a spoof Myspace page for John Murtha, with music by the Doobie Brothers. It will include an online petition detailing my claims. This much I promise.

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Ok, go.
:popcorn:

I'm adding you to The List.

I've been probed and probed and probed. :\

reared his head in somebody's air space?

put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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sound ideas there.

The part about people being taken by space aliens and returned as republicans has the unmistakable ring of truth to it.

Where are Mulder and Scully? Oh wait, they got laid off.

And their medical benefits didn't cover the probing.

Universal Health Care ... "not on my dime" response "If it costs you less would it be OK?"
Unions: "The time unions is past" response "Remember the corporate slogan, 'it's not what's fair, it's what the market will bear'"

And the Warren Jeffs of Loch Ness Monster sympathizers.

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Best post this week. I laughed out loud. This should win a DUzy.

Recommended.

:D

PB

Well done friends.

well done/

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/03/gallery_alien

Alien birthing room??? :scared: :scared: