If America were run by Microsoft...

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20, 2009. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,

:evilgrin:

America could do a lot worse.

Blue Screen of Death

How fitting ...

That's a keeper!!!!

Buy a mac you fucktart.

:rofl:

More like a virus the SCOTUS should never have double-clicked...

But it wouldn't matter, because your son's geek friends would just re-boot your heart and you'd wake up in bed, not remembering any of your passwords.

The good news is, for the first few months, you'd be faster and more agile. The bad news is, you'd spend the rest of your life wondering what that person's phone number is, because you forgot it in the crash.