So what kind of Bull S**t do you expect Bush to tell the nation tonight?

WI_DEM

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:13 PM
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So what kind of Bull S**t do you expect Bush to tell the nation tonight?

in his "Farewell Address"

Will he warn against political parties as Washington did?

Will he condemn the "Military Industrial Complex" as Ike did?

Well, of course not...what are your guesses?

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xxqqqzme

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:16 PM
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1. I don't care what the bastard says.

It will be nothing but lies anyway.

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louis-t

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:26 PM
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2. "WAA waa waaa, I was a good prezeeedent..

I done good tings, I'm better 'n my dad, I'm not a wimp, I suffered cuz I gave up chocolate for the troops, not my fault, not my fault, not my fault..." Who cares, I won't be watching.

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WI_DEM

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:33 PM
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5. just like he supposedly gave up golf?

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DCKit

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:49 PM
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12. Geez, I wouldn't miss it for the world. It's bound to be a hoot.

I was thinking of a drinking game - a gulp of whatever, whenever he says anything outrageous, but I can't drink that fast.

Were it only possible for the list of Dumbya's "Lasts" to include "Last day of freedom" or even a few firsts, including "First trip to the Hague."

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Ganja Ninja

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:30 PM
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3. The standard Bush address, like father like son.

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LiberalEsto

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:32 PM
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4. I hereby declare martial law

and you're ALL under arrest.

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spanone

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:34 PM
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6. he will tell us what a kind, compassionate, freedom loving president he has been

lie your way in and lie your way out

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OswegoAtheist

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:36 PM
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7. "About that election last November..."

No, like any overaged frat boy given too much responsibility, he's riding out the days by doing as little as possible. The only way he could do anything worthwhile would be to kneel on his desk and commit Harakiri as atonement for his term in office. :popcorn:

Oswego "Maybe I'd consider forgiving him if he did" Atheist

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TahitiNut

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:39 PM
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8. "I am proud of the record of my administration and appreciate the opportunity to serve you."

IOW ... lies.

:shrug:

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ThomWV

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:19 PM
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18. I honestly think your quotation marks are accurately preplaced

I think you will hear him use those exact words early in his speech.

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TahitiNut

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:27 PM
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21. It'll be a challenge for him to use the words "administration," "opportunity," and "appreciate" ...

... all in the same sentence. After all, they all have more than three syllables ... and those are like hurdles on Shrub's track of speechifying.
:dunce:

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Submariner

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:39 PM
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9. That DUmmies, Daily KOS, and HuffPost ALL told lies about me

It was my cronies with bad intel that made my Decider decisions not go so well. I'm innocent.

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Kokonoe

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:42 PM
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10. He will tell us all the hard work he did to lay the groundwork

so that after hes gone are future will be so much better.(not kidding)

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aquart

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:47 PM
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11. "Well, gosh darn it, if you wanted me to land Air Force One in New Orleans so much..."

"Why didn't you all just say so?"

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madamesilverspurs

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:49 PM
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13. As long as he says "good bye"

he can recite nursery rhymes for all I care.

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RavensChick

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Thu Jan-15-09 12:51 PM
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14. Not a damn thing!

Lies and more lies! At least I'll have 15 minutes to do something else. Besides, I know for a fact Keith and Rachel are gonna analyze the shit out of that anyway, and I believe them 1000 times more than *!

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xxqqqzme

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:01 PM
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15. You can be certain Jon will have a word or two

on Monday.

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elfin

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:15 PM
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16. Unlike his presser

and the one other interview I saw, he WILL praise God and "Faith" and "Love" and repeat ad nauseam "I kept you safe", conveniently forgetting that he did NOT keep us safe from a forewarned terror threat.

But I'm not going to watch.

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WI_DEM

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:17 PM
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17. Yes, and numerous mentions of 9/11

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Bobbie Jo

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:25 PM
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20. No doubt he'll make Rudy "noun/verb/911" look like an amateur. nt

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malaise

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:20 PM
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19. If he was a real man he'd end the speech

by shooting Cheney, Rove and himself on air.

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northernlights

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:41 PM
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22. don't know; don't care...but thank you

for the heads up. I am now motivated to keep the teevee turned off and study, like a good student!

He'll probably just lie about all the wonderful things he did for us. :puke:

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baldguy

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Thu Jan-15-09 01:56 PM
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23. Declare a National Emergency & martial law.

Edited on Thu Jan-15-09 01:58 PM by baldguy

"It has come to my attention that the President-Elect, Barack Hussein Obama is not a natural born citizen of the United States of America and is therefore not eligible to assume the office of the President...."

You know he would if he could.

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