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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:11 PM
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Let's Give Bush A "Swearing Out" Ceremony
Great Idea!

http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_4249.shtml


Inauguration Day is time to move on

As Barack Obama prepares to be sworn in, I recall an old National Lampoon record album -- record albums, remember those? -- from the final weeks of the Watergate scandal that comically suggested that President Richard Nixon be given a “swearing OUT” ceremony. There followed a series of blistering curses and calumnies directed at the soon-to-be departed and disgraced chief executive, delivered by someone impersonating the Reverend Billy Graham.

You have to wonder if amidst all the fanfare and hoopla Barack Obama isn’t quietly swearing a bit beneath his breath as he beholds what his about-to-be-predecessor has left for him. Hercules mucking out the Stygian stables is as nothing to the heaps of bungle and botch confronting the next commander-in-chief.

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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:13 PM
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1. Yes
Fuck off.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:14 PM
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2. I don't know if I should finish it...
but I was writing this song to do this exact thing. It's called F U C K B U S H.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:15 PM
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3. Good bye you little mother fucker.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:15 PM
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4. Here is mine
So long you (*^%* **((^%. May you *&%^() your 7*%%*.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:18 PM
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5. I have rotten sneakers to donate to the shoe toss
They were worn out running hospital halls, have been contaminated by every biohazard known to medical science, and were then worn for yard work until the tops and bottoms parted company forever. I've only kept them because they've got nice laces that I've so far been too lazy to remove.

Or maybe I'll save them in case the rotten bastard thinks he can show his ugly face here in NM in the future.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:20 PM
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6. we can all join in on a chorus of...
"FUCK OFF BUSH!!!"

How's that for swearing him out
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AzDar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:20 PM
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7. Gladly! I've been practicing every day for eight years. Goodbye, you miserable little
shitstain in the undershorts of Humanity! Farewell, you fucking douchebag coward sociopath!

Rot in hell, prickface.


That felt *good* ...:bounce:
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:20 PM
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8. I've been doing that for eight years now
swearing at that is :-)
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:21 PM
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9. @*&^$(^% !*&^$*^%##* $%)(*^$_*& @^%!*%$$@ (&*^@$(^%!!!!!
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