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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:29 PM
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The guy who runs Production here at work put a big picture of
Chimpy on his computer screen as a screen saver. I know he's doing it to piss me off. So far, I haven't said anything. I'm just waiting for him to mention it so I can tell him that I've seen much cuter chimps down at the zoo.

I will definitely be in trouble on day this week.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:33 PM
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1. Put this one on yours,
if you please. :D
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Jack Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:34 PM
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2. "ignorance is bliss...isn't it?"
That's what I'd tell him, if he brings it up...and then just walk away.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:37 PM
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3. Just giggle, guffaw and generally chortle
every time you pass his comp screen

If he asks you why you're laughing, tell him you're sorry
(inferring: he thinks Bush is god/he's a racist prick/he's a sore loser/he's just a plain ol' loser in real life, etc.) :evilgrin:
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Lucky 13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:40 PM
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4. What a loser.
You don't need to say a damn thing. Just tune in tomorrow and watch with pride and know that your asshole co-worker is MISERABLE.

This is the same reason I occasionally flip over to Fox News. I love to feast on their sorrow. It brings a smile to my face.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:51 PM
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5. Put a half-eaten banana next to it.
Then watch him figure out where the rest of it went.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:52 PM
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6. Send him a sympathy card and say his screensaver makes you feel pity for him
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 01:53 PM by lunatica
Tell him it must suck to be him right now. Or say what goes around comes around, and we won, get over it.

Snark is good.
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