Note left by Bush for Obama:

Don't worry about that oath they made you take and that crap about the Constitution. I had to say that twice and nobody ever held me to it.

:shrug:

But it should have happened while he was president.

No one has told him that big boys and big girls don't always get crayons at the restraunt.

blow... The tools of his presidency.

"Hey Barock, if you pull back the carput undar the desk, there is a lose bored in the floor, it is a gudd place to hide yer likker...I left you a haf bottul of Old Crow in there...good luk on yer presnitcy ...W


:rofl:

nt

Dear New Guy:

So this morning’s newspaper tells me it’s time to move out. Also, that Marmaduke has got himself into another spot of mischief. Ha ha. Will that dog ever learn? Doesn’t look like it, but I’ll keep you up to date.

Anyway, they tell me it’s a tradition for the outcoming president to leave a letter of advice for the ingoing president. All I got from Clinton was an annotated stack of Hustler, but fine.

Key things to know (in order):

• Kim Jong-il. Big-time screwy.

• Ahmadinejad. Ditto.

• Steve from Canada (the country to the above of us). An okay guy in small doses. Sensitive about the hair.

• The White House. Sometimes there are muffins. The ones with an apple slice on top are apple muffins.

• Don’t massage the German lady president. She gets pretty uppity about it.

• It’s surprisingly hard to throw a spiral with the nuclear football.

• You can ask for whatever you want to eat, and the Constitution says the chef has to make it.

• If your vice-president shoots someone in the face, it was probably an accident the first couple times—but then you start to wonder.


From Scott Feschuk of the Macleans:

http://blog.macleans.ca/2009/01/20/key-things-that-new-guy-needs-to-know-by-george/

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Its hard to imagine him giving any advice that would actually help Obama.

Boy: ... ?

Paint them?

I now have to wait until after Chinese new years, which pisses me off. I'll be in Beijing.