God, CNN is pathetic... here's a snapshot

HEyHEY

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Tue Jan-20-09 02:33 PM
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God, CNN is pathetic... here's a snapshot

I was channel surfing and here's the sentences I heard when I got to these three stations....

Canada's CTVnewsnet;

"Obama may try to channel FDR's 'New Deal,' but he has other challenges he must face."

BBC world news;

"Obama means, "he with us" in Persian, but we mustn't forget relations with Tehran will not be cured simply by a new president."

Then I turn to CNN to hear;

"Photosynth? That sounds like something out of Star wars!"

These guys are fucking clowns.

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Solly Mack

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Tue Jan-20-09 02:34 PM
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1. Oooooooooo - Pandas!!!!

Swoon

Yes, CNN is pathetic.

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jobycom

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Tue Jan-20-09 02:36 PM
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2. MTV no longer plays music videos, CNN no longer reports the news.

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BlueJazz

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Tue Jan-20-09 02:41 PM
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3. Well...When your last Science Class you took was in 2nd Grade, you have Fake it,

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HEyHEY

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Tue Jan-20-09 02:51 PM
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4. I suppose that's true. But really, Blitzer's gotta be the dumbest turd in the septic tank

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hunter

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Tue Jan-20-09 03:15 PM
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5. CNN knows they shouldn't masturbate in public like Fox News...

...but sometimes they forget.

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Manifestor_of_Light

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Tue Jan-20-09 03:25 PM
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6. I heard someone who flunked geography this morning on CNN.

I heard someone say "Washington state".

:wtf:

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