How Are Things In Titicaca?

Two Tickets to Paraguay
(To the tune of Two Tickets to Paradise – Eddie Money)

I lost Goerge Tenet and I lost Paul Bremer too
Then it was Brownie and Rummy, out the door they flew
We were waving so-long, waving so-long
It won’t be long, ‘til we too are gone

Lotsa fresh water and our friend immunity
Most of the GOP will be there, to keep us company
We’ll be waving so-long, waving so-long
For what we’ve done, we gotta run

I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
Unka Karl’s plane leaves Saturday
I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay

Now that Gonzalez will be forced to testify
I’ll do what normal for this chickenhawk and fly
We’ll be waving so-long, waving so-long
We’ll be waving so-long, waving so-long

I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
Unka Karl’s plane leaves Saturday
I’ve got two tickets to Paraguay
Unka Karl’s plane leaves Saturday

This one patiently waited for me to finally sit down and write it. I caved in cuz the way it just stared at me really creeped me out :silly:

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Good one! Yet again!

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'course, dubya doesn't know where Paraguay is ;)

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hiya Glenda!! Thank you!!

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Always good to see you, my friend :hug: :pals:

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Ya had me fooled with the title, tho. I thought it was gonna be a selection from Finnian's Rainbow!

Copy!! I want lyrics STAT! :rofl: :hi:

Thanks CrazyOrangeCat!!

I'm obtuse.

The song I was talking about from that musical, was "How are Things in Glocca Morra?"

Shame we don't have a "geezer smiley". (Picture the long Father Time beard, and the cane, and the drool-cup.)

;)

I did use that song to title this thread, I just went silly with the Sammy Kahn impression :D

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I've had too much catnip.

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Do your very best to keep the
Titty out of the CaCa.

Sanitation is #1

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Thank you SO much :D:D:D

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heh :D

A bug eyed Eddie Money face inna flightsuit? Oh the horror.

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I have a suggestion for your next song make-over: "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. ;)

Sir yes sir Your Swampness!! ;) :hug:

Dayum that's good!! George and his little Glovie Wovie! bahahahahaha

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and R cause it rocks. :)

How about a B for blushing? :blush: :hi: