So these two Republicans were standing around

Jackpine Radical

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Sat Feb-07-09 11:48 PM
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So these two Republicans were standing around

watching a dog lick its genitalia. One of them says, "I wish I could do that."
The other Republican replies, "I think I'd pet him first."

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FreakinDJ

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Sat Feb-07-09 11:54 PM
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1. recommended

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baldguy

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Sun Feb-08-09 12:01 AM
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2. The dog must be an oil executive.

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4_TN_TITANS

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Sun Feb-08-09 03:10 PM
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9. i believe that's a, could it be a, it has to be a......

DUzy!

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47of74

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Sun Feb-08-09 12:02 AM
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3. Ha-ha! Good one!

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raysr

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Sun Feb-08-09 12:52 AM
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4. Two repub truck

drivers driving into Canada see a sheep with it's head caught in a fence. One replies "Don't cha wish that was a woman?? Reply---"I just wish it was dark!".

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libnnc

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Sun Feb-08-09 12:56 AM
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5. "That dog would bite you....."

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TexMexDem

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Sun Feb-08-09 03:44 AM
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6. So this guy at a bar....

....stands up and yells, "Every f'ing republican is an f'ing asshole."

A drunk yells back, "Hey, I resent that *hiccup* sta...stat..statement!"

The first guy says, "What, you a f'ing republican?"

The drunk says, "NO, I am f'ing asshole!"

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TexMexDem

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Sun Feb-08-09 04:03 AM
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7. RNC Announcement

"The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of
the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom. The Republican National
Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current
stance... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and
gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Please make
certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their
campaign literature."

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TexMexDem

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Sun Feb-08-09 04:05 AM
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8. Presidential Sex Life

"Much has already been published about the sex life of former President Clinton. However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the George W Bush. It has recently been learned that the FORMER President and Mrs. Bush only do it with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only fuck up."

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