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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 10:58 PM
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OK everyone. We all need this one tonight!
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on...



The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table

because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."



The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything

inside them is color coded."



The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;

everything inside them is in alphabetical order."



The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.

Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the

end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."



But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all

wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no

heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are

interchangeable."




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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 10:59 PM
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1. LoL...n/t
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 10:59 PM
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2. Just in time
Thank you :spray:
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:02 PM
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3. LOL!
:D
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Monkeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:02 PM
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4. You Funny
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:03 PM
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5. Poifect !!!
:bounce:
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:04 PM
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6. *giggles* Thanks, that was great!
:hi: :rofl:
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:06 PM
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7. Believe it or not, the lady who sent that to me is a Pub! I guess they're not
ALL bad. We argue all the time, but every now and again we do agree...like this time.
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:09 PM
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8. I hope the second surgeon never meets Colbert.
He doesn't see color!
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:17 PM
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9. Yep, we needed that!
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 11:20 PM
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10. You're right.
I needed that one.
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Tigress DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-26-07 02:00 AM
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11. Thanks, I needed that.
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windbreeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-26-07 02:06 AM
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12. You're right...we did need that...LOL n/t
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-26-07 02:08 AM
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13. LOL!
Good one!
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Raksha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-26-07 02:09 AM
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14. Good one! In fact, it's a great one! n/t
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