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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:00 AM
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In case you needed a reason to stop shopping at WalMart
Man charged with lewd behavior in toy aisle at Shawnee Wal-Mart

An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.

Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.

He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”

| Joe Lambe, jlambe@kcstar.com

http://www.kansascity.com/116/story/1021136.html
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:03 AM
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1. He just couldn't contain his Hot Wheel joy, poor fella.
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:05 AM
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2. a buddy of mine has to stay out of the lingerie section...
:evilgrin:
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:06 AM
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3. I loved Hot Wheels when I was a kid
not that much, though.
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:06 AM
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4. why should we stop shopping there, because they'll throw us out for self-gratification?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:06 AM
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5. needed a Hot Rod for his collection.
I'm leaving now.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:08 AM
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7. Too many possiblities here
:rofl:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:07 AM
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6. Putting aside the notion he may be a pedophile...that's one weird kink...Hotwheels.
Wow...and I thought the Japanese held the record for weirdest kinks.

The Germans still have the record for the grossest.
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:17 AM
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16. A lot of people have a lot of fetishes... There are people in obsessed with toes.
Toes or hot wheels...I'd rather deal with the hot wheels guy any day.
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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:26 AM
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8. walmart, the lowest prices in town on that sort of thing nt
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RetailSlave Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:29 AM
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9. Sorry, but that's pretty tame...
I once caught a guy masturbating with a Bible in a dressing room where I worked... If you haven't worked in retail, you've missed a whole lot of the wierdness of the world.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:36 AM
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10. Why Would That Cause Someone To Not Want To Shop At Walmart?
:shrug:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:14 AM
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15. Well...
I suppose if one is inclined to masturbate in the WalMart toy aisle, then maybe the warning makes sense.
Personally, I didn't know it was that big a temptation, but perhaps I lead a boring life.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:44 AM
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11. That is a Wal-Mart problem?
Sounds like Lloyd has a PERSONAL problem.

Now he will get his name added to a list title Sex Offenders for doing things that should be done in private in the toy department of all places.

It sounds like this could happen in K-Mart, Target or any other store with this guy.

If you are basing your shopping on this incident, then don't leave your house. You never know what you might see.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:58 AM
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12. This is one reason why I wear latex gloves when I'm out shopping
er...just kidding! :7


But seriously, I agree with you...it's not Walmart's problem. It's just where this guy got caught. It could happen anywhere.

And in fact, there could be a guy playing whackaweiner over the salad bar or rubbing raw chicken breasts all over his ass in the supermarket when nobody is looking.


Oh, and don't even get me started on how employees of restaurants are supposed to "wash hands before returning to work" but when I use the same restroom they do, a third of the time there's never any SOAP!

IMO, that's way more disgusting than a guy having a one-sided love affair in Walmart.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:33 PM
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17. Damn, give warning on the mental images next time! At least I can spend
my lunch money on something besides food today, appetite is gone
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:06 PM
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22. Don't touch the raw stuff...
cook the chicken well.


There's still hope...
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:00 AM
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13. I knew their prices were good- but not that good
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 11:00 AM
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14. .
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 11:00 AM by lame54
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harun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:04 PM
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18. Why is this Wal-mart's fault?
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Llewlladdwr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:14 PM
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19. Because Wal-Mart is the Devil?
I thought that was the consensus here at DU?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:10 PM
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20. Who said it was?
:shrug:
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:11 PM
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21. THats it! No More Wal Mart! They wont let me masterbate in the toy aisle!?
FUCKING HORSESHIT! I'M GOING TO TARGET TO WACK IT IN THE HOME APPLIANCES AISLE
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:15 PM
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23. yeah I stopped flying because of Larry Craig
:eyes:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:18 PM
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24. I just avoid the men's room at the Minneapolis airport
:eyes:
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Fla_Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:27 PM
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25. Thankfully
there wasn't a Toys-R-Us in town :evilgrin:
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