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dem629

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:06 PM
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You know what sucks?

I'll tell you what sucks.

When a right-wing family member signs you up for the RNC email newsletter.

That's what sucks.

And you know what's funny?

When you know exactly who did it, and you call them out on it, using the following comment: "You didn't think I'd know it was you, you fuckin' moron?"

That is all.

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graywarrior

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:10 PM
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1. You were asking for it wearing that mini skirt and fuck me boots

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sharp_stick

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:10 PM
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2. Sign them up

for a "bill me later" 2yr subscription to Hustler. A couple of us once did this to a friend in Junior High but used Playboy because I didn't want to get him in too much shit with the parental units.

Hid Dad thought it was funny when we finally came clean a couple of months down the road but I'm not sure if my friend ever totally forgave us.

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RT Atlanta

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:11 PM
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3. retaliate

sign 'em up for some good porn distribution lists

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sandnsea

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:11 PM
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4. You know what's nice

To have a family member you can call a "fuckin' moron" without having them get their undies in a twist over your bad little potty mouth.

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dem629

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:12 PM
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5. Yes, yes it is nice.

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edbermac

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:16 PM
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6. Someone gave me one of Limbaugh's books...

And I gave them Al Franken's Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot book in return.

Tit for tat.

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AndyA

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:18 PM
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7. And I thought this was going to be a story about Nancy Reagan in the back seat

of a car back in the fifties...

Nevermind, my bad. ;)

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dem629

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:41 PM
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9. LMAO. Nice. :)

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tabbycat31

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:21 PM
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8. sign them up for the moveon.org emails

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Feb-12-09 04:43 PM
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10. That doesn't suck. That's "just cause."

Now just think of all the really scandalous shit you can sign them up for.

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