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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:06 AM
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Bush declines hardware store job
Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 07:08 AM by Bhaisahab
Source: BBC

George W Bush has paid a jokey visit to a hardware store in Dallas, Texas, which offered him a job as a greeter.

The former US president entered the Elliott's outlet with his security detail saying "I'm looking for a job", store manager Andrea Bond said.

The owner of the Texas chain made the offer earlier this month in a letter published in a Dallas newspaper.

But despite not yet having a publisher for his memoirs, Mr Bush decided on reflection to turn the job down.

Equipped with a name tag reading "W", Mr Bush spent an hour there with his secret service security detail, chatting to customers and doing a little shopping.

Edited to add:

"We think you'll find working with us much less stressful than your last job," the offer continued.

Read more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7904222.stm
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:21 AM
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1. And Just As Far Over Your Head!
Watch out for flying shoes, too!
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:21 AM
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2. Hey "W": You aren't in office now. You don't have to pretend to play Tool Time anymore.
Ugh.
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trusty elf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:22 AM
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3. "much less stressful than your last job,"
I doubt it. All he did was pick his nose and go on vacation.



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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 09:33 AM
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10. I need a new keyboard now - but you don't owe me - this is worth it
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deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:23 AM
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4. He'd be perfect in the "nut department" -he gave us ashcroft, wolfowitz and pearle after all. n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:27 AM
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5. The ice cream parlor down the street breathes a sigh of relief
they were just sure that if W got in the hardware store they would be attacked and occupied inside of a 2 years
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 07:33 AM
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6. Hey, Bush!
FUCK YOU!

That felt good.
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:06 AM
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7. He's not qualified for that job either...
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:24 AM
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Sometimes you got to give credit where credit is due.
That was funny.

Of course Hitler loved his dogs and had good taste in music.
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:24 AM
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8. dupe
Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 08:24 AM by Lost in CT
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:52 AM
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9. Their duct tape sales must be slow. (nt)
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 09:43 AM
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11. He's holding out for a better deal.




In his heart of heart he really wants to be the
opening act in Ann Coulter's traveling road show.





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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 10:16 AM
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12. Thank goodness.
Anything connected with * fails. A mere hour might not be long enough to precipitate bankruptcy, though.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 10:41 AM
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13. He can get hammered at home.
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