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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:06 PM
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Jim Cramer makes Chicken Little look like she was on valium.
'It's Amateur Hour at Our Darkest Moment'
'Mad Money' host attacks administration for 'total lack of control,' and wonders 'where's the authority.'

http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2009/20090303083226.aspx

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! He wants his PPT!
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:07 PM
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1. I'm just surprised he hasn't sponteaneously combusted yet. nt
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:08 PM
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2. We must be on the right track, since Cramer is almost universally wrong about everything.
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Kalyke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:32 PM
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8. LMAO! I said the same thing to my husband this morning.
He was watching "Morning Ho" as I was heading out the door and Cramer was on spouting his lunacy.

I said, "Yeah right, I'm going to listen to a man who's never been correct a day in his life. How does he keep his job?"

:hi:
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:10 PM
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3. He's really horrible.
I think some of the commentary coming of CNBC is almost treasonous.
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:10 PM
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4. Desperate to blame anyone but himself for his asinine "advice"
Cramer = Market Guru FAIL.
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:10 PM
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5. Cramer has lost his mind. (And I've always been sympathetic toward him.)
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:16 PM
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6. The cheerleaders
are getting desperate to keep people in the market.
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 12:28 PM
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7. Cramer needs to be investigated for possible fraud.
Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 12:34 PM by JackRiddler
His bad picks evince a possible system or intent to defraud at work.

Earlier thread:

Dow at 36,000 and the sad lack of a guillotine in American life.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5092269

1999:



2003:



(The Bush Boom: How a Misunderestimated President Fixed a Broken Economy.)



October 10, 2008:



http://www.chartoftheday.com/20081010.htm?T

Today, the Dow closed at 8,579.19 -- down 39.4% from its one year old peak. For some perspective on the magnitude of the current decline, today's chart illustrates how the Dow performed during the first year of all major corrections since 1900. As today's chart illustrates, the first year of the current correction has been more severe than the first year of any correction since 1900 -- and that includes the correction that began in 1929.


And now it's lost another 1000 points since October. Though do recall, the DOW is an index, meaning it's always got a certain scam quality to it, since one stock will get replaced by another as they rise and fall in value and thus importance. (AIG was recently replaced by Kraft Foods - maker of Velveeta, a form of whipped air that at least tastes like something when you pretend to eat it.)

===

Last day of February, 2000 = last day of the dot-com bubble.

The correction begins literally a few days later, in March 2000. Here is what CNBC's Cramer had to say or rather scream on that day, to all of you frackin' no-balls losers.

http://www.thestreet.com/print/story/891820.html



The Winners of the New World

Jim Cramer

02/29/00 - 09:42 AM EST

Editor's Note: James J. Cramer is the keynote speaker at the 6th Annual Internet and Electronic Commerce Conference and Exposition, held today at the Jacob Javits Center in New York City. We're running the full text of that speech here.

You want winners? You want me to put my Cramer Berkowitz hedge fund hat on and just discuss what my fund is buying today to try to make money tomorrow and the next day and the next? You want my top 10 stocks for who is going to make it in the New World? You know what? I am going to give them to you. Right here. Right now.

OK. Here goes. Write them down -- no handouts here!: 724 Solutions (SVNX Quote - Cramer on SVNX - Stock Picks), Ariba (ARBA Quote - Cramer on ARBA - Stock Picks), Digital Island (ISLD Quote - Cramer on ISLD - Stock Picks), Exodus (EXDS Quote - Cramer on EXDS - Stock Picks), InfoSpace.com (INSP Quote - Cramer on INSP - Stock Picks), Inktomi (INKT Quote - Cramer on INKT - Stock Picks), Mercury Interactive (MERQ Quote - Cramer on MERQ - Stock Picks), Sonera (SNRA Quote - Cramer on SNRA - Stock Picks), VeriSign (VRSN Quote - Cramer on VRSN - Stock Picks) and Veritas Software (VRTS Quote - Cramer on VRTS - Stock Picks).

We are buying some of every one of these this morning as I give this speech. We buy them every day, particularly if they are down, which, no surprise given what they do, is very rare. And we will keep doing so until this period is over -- and it is very far from ending. Heck, people are just learning these stories on Wall Street, and the more they come to learn, the more they love and own! Most of these companies don't even have earnings per share, so we won't have to be constrained by that methodology for quarters to come.

...They all do the same thing: They make the Web faster, cheaper, better and easier to access anywhere, anytime. They allow you to get on the Web securely anywhere in the world. They make the Web economy the only economy that matters. That's all they do.

We try to own every one of them. Every single one. And if I had my druthers, I wouldn't own any other stocks in the year 2000. Because these are the only ones worth owning right now in this extremely difficult, extremely narrow stock market...


About eight years later, in January 2008, Karl Denninger looked back on Cramer's picks:


Does anyone remember Jim Cramer's infamous rant on February 29th of 2000, in which he listed 10 stocks "you must buy today for his 'New World'"? They were SNVX, ARBA, ISLD, EXDS, INSP, INKT, MERQ, SNRA, VRSN and VRTS.

Of those SNVX, ISLD, EXDS, INKT, SNRA and VRTS are no longer are listed under their original ticker symbols. Some were outright business failures, others were bought or merged in the collapse that followed - just a couple of months after Cramer's "buy buy buy" call.

Of the "survivors", ARBA traded for $800 back then. It now trades for $11. INSP traded for $1150. It now trades for $18.90. MERQ traded for about $90; it now is $51 (and has the ignobility of being the "best of the bad" on a total return basis!) VRSN traded for $238; it now sells for $37.88.

If you listened to Jim on 2/29/2000, you lost more than 90% of your money.

NINETY PERCENT!


Even more succinctly, Denninger said:



Cramer's FAMOUS call in the early months of 2000 still stands as the crown jewel of pure folly in listening to these people - if you believed him THEN you lost basically ALL of your money!

How does an asshole like this who literally bankrupted people back in the 2000 "tech wreck" get his own TV show? How does he sell ANY books? How is it that his FAMOUS calls over the last few months - CROX anyone - aren't enough all on their own to lead people to show up at his studio with pitchforks and torches?

Its obvious that in this "ADD World" there really are a lot of STUPID people out there, otherwise people like Kudlow and Cramer would have no audience and would be off the air!

Are you one of them?



http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/2008/01.htm...

And two months after Denninger's statement, in March 2008, came Cramer's hysterical TV speech on behalf of shares in Bear Stearns, as it was already crashing, having come down from $133, and just days before it plunged from $30 to ZERO and was bought out at $2 (later upgraded to $10 in a govt-brokered deal).

That Cramer* walks around not fearing prosecution or the guillotine, in fact still appears with fanfare on the (newly sort-of repentant) CNBC, sums up the real problem of our age in a nutshell.



* And Madoff-Thain-Fuld-Rubin-Gramm-Greenspan-Bernanke-Paulson-Summers-Geithner-Kashkari-Clinton-Bush-Weill-Moody's-S&P-SEC &C.


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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:30 PM
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9. Cramer is seldom right...but this is one of those times.
This administration is doing a lot of things right, but it's mismanaging this bailout horribly and we're going to pay for it.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:46 PM
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10. i really can't take that idiot seriously, i'd rather consult a ouija board
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