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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:32 PM
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BREAKING Limbaugh's balls
BREAKING Limbaugh's balls
by 8ackgr0und N015e
Tue Mar 03, 2009 at 12:10:50 PM PST



Orlando (BNN) - Rush Limbaugh, in an unprecedented press conference today, invited reporters to attend the grand opening of his newest trophy room.

"For years people have been saying I've got cojones," the corpulent comedian cooed, "Well, today you can put a picture to that!"

Strutting before a shower curtain covered with pictures of Ronald Reagan and the American flag, he bloviated for forty minutes about his role as the de facto leader of the Republican Party, the Conservative Movement, Real America, and the Secret Order of Kuklos Adelphon.

Wheezing to a stop, the radio personality paused to catch his breath. He signalled his assistant, who began a drum roll. It took a couple of tries, but on the fourth tug at a golden cord, Limbaugh succeeded in pulling down the shower curtain (rod and all) to reveal his trophy wall.

more here:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/3/8346/56234/779/704012
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:45 PM
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1. OMFG!
:wow:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 06:10 PM
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2. *PROJECTILE*
:puke:
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 06:40 PM
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3. Snarf...
:spray: Oh how pathetic...the slug fondling his greatest prize
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 06:46 PM
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4. the rude pundit thinks he can`t see them..
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freedom_to_think Donating Member (57 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:14 PM
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5. BREAKING Limbaugh's balls
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