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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:08 PM
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"As the parent of a two year old, I've gotten more believable explanations...
of how feces got into my DVD player."

who said it, and to what/whom was this person referring?

still laughing, btw.
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RL3AO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:09 PM
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1. Classic! Jon is on it tonight.
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buzzard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:10 PM
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2. I am as well that was funny.
Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 10:10 PM by buzzard
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:11 PM
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4. didn't the audience explode with laughter at that?
I'm glad I'm taping

can't wait to see it again; see how close I got the quote
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:10 PM
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3. Never heard that one but I do recall someone talking about playing a Polish Sausage
in a VCR. Now I won't sleep trying to remember who came up with that one. Damn you! :D
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:12 PM
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5. did you see the first two posts? it'll be replayed at least three more times
Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 10:14 PM by Gabi Hayes
set your VCR/Tivo

you'll be glad you did
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:15 PM
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6. I saw the posts but I had no earthly idea what the hell they were talking about...
Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 10:16 PM by karlrschneider
???
edit: nobody bothered to link or explain.........:eyes:
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:18 PM
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7. that's why this place is so much....fun!
Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 10:18 PM by Gabi Hayes
a little bit of frustrato adds spice to the mix, si?
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:22 PM
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8. Google is your friend
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:33 PM
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9. I am desiccated with mortification that I misremembered that.,
:D

I actually kept a small text file of that 'user manual' on my computer for years and it went away through the generations of new op systems & hardware. Thank you for finding it! :D

I try to not Google too much, I don't want to wear it out. :rofl:
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:26 PM
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10. You shoulda hadda V8!
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:53 PM
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11. I think you came pretty close...I think it might have been "...two-and-a-
half-year-old..." just to be an anal pickybitch ;-)

Great line.
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