Christ is Coming, Jerry Falwell's Son Tells Me: Relax, Be Happy, Get Ready for the Reception Line!

babsbunny

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Christ is Coming, Jerry Falwell's Son Tells Me: Relax, Be Happy, Get Ready for the Reception Line!

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Submitted by mark karlin on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 6:28am. EditorBlog

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By Mark Karlin

I'm just so, so relieved!

Among the hundreds of e-mails I get each day, one of Jerry Falwell's sons set my mind at rest.

All I need to do is forget about the bills piling up, grab my Bible, and fasten my seat belt for the Rapture, because Jesus is on his way!

But after a moment of tranquility, I suddenly was struck by fear.

Wonder if Jesus is a socialist?

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Myrina

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Sun Mar-08-09 08:52 AM
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1. When "Christ" does get here,

... I hope he takes all those greedy hypocritical RW nutjobs who claim to be "Christians" back with him.

Then the rest of us could get on with the real business of saving the planet, educating our children, and living in peace.

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SpiralHawk

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Sun Mar-08-09 08:55 AM
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3. Clean the Capitol of Republicon Homelander Pharisees, so America can succeed

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saltpoint

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Sun Mar-08-09 08:53 AM
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2. So I'm thinking, if Jerry Falwell's son says so, it must be true.

Should we all like, you know, arrange a potluck supper or something?

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Deja Q

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Sun Mar-08-09 08:57 AM
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4. Who's making the brownies?

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saltpoint

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Sun Mar-08-09 08:58 AM
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6. Don't know, but you're right, there HAS to be brownies.

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jedr

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Sun Mar-08-09 08:58 AM
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5. Jerry Falwell's Jesus isn't a socialist;

I'm sure it will require money, payable to Mr. Falwell, to be sure of your Rapture.

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AllentownJake

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Sun Mar-08-09 09:17 AM
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7. If I were in a mega church or Falwell's church and they told me Christ was coming

I would be scared shitles.

Seeing that the only group that really mad Christ angry were those in the Temple system and the right wing church resembles.

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spanone

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Sun Mar-08-09 09:28 AM
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8. the turd doesn't fall far from the horse's ass

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