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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:14 AM
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Contest: Rename John Mccain's campaign bus:
The "Straight Talk Express" seems a bit passe, McCain needs a new name for that bus. DUers, name that bus.

Contest winner gets an all-expense paid 2 week vacation at the Baghdad Marriot-- BYOB (Bring Your Own Bullets). Don't worry, Americans are SAFE in many Baghdad neighborhoods! The 'surge' is WORKING! McCain said so!

Here he is telling you all about it: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/03/27/michael-ware-i-dont-know-what-part-of-neverland-senator-mccain-is-talking-about/



Vote McCain in 2008!


Mine: "The Talk Shit Express"



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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:15 AM
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1. Waffle Wagon 2008
:evilgrin:
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matt007 Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:16 AM
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2. The Straight to Hell Express
which is exactly where we will be under another repub. pres
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:16 AM
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3. Someone here, maybe Horse With No Name?, came up with "Bullshit Bus"
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:26 AM
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21. Thanks!
That was mine.:)
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:31 AM
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27. thought I remembered your rant... LOL
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:38 AM
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34. I have so many
:D Good of you to keep them straight.:thumbsup:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 12:55 PM
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43. It was a good one. Good enough for 20 minutes of 'shoppin, anyway:

(Artist's conception. Actual Bullshit Bus may vary. Void where inhibited.)
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:16 AM
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4. Kiss@ss Caboose. n/t
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obaman08 Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:17 AM
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5. Full of shit..
and holding my ankles for shifty.
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:18 AM
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6. "Back To The Senate With Your Ass Express"
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:18 AM
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7. The Rip Off Train
Which is a song - but about a train I guess.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Kerry fan Donating Member (351 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:19 AM
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8. Forked Tongue Express.
Or, Delusional Minds Express.
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Windy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:19 AM
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9. The BI-Polar express! n/t
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:23 AM
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16. That's a good one!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:20 AM
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10. The Alzheimers Express
Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 11:24 AM by GTRMAN
Q: “I mean, I think you’d probably agree it probably does help stop it?”

Mr. McCain: (Laughs) “Are we on the Straight Talk express? I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it.”

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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:20 AM
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11. The Baghdad Bandwagon
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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:21 AM
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12. lol
Best one yet.
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Libby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:42 AM
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37. ding, ding, ding, we have a winner.
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:21 AM
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13. "Backward". n/t
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:28 AM
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23. Good one, Z--I pick "Under the..."
becuz after the "Deadline: Out of Iraq 3/08" law passes over JR's veto, that's where McCain will be
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Kerry fan Donating Member (351 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:21 AM
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14. But, why do I need to bring bullets?
I am going to stay in one of "McCains SAFE Neighborhoods". McCain is going to stay there with me, isn't he?
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:55 AM
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40. just in case you see that insurgent, Michael Ware, over there...
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:22 AM
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15. Straight to H*ll Express ?
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:23 AM
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17. Any Way the Wind Blows Express. n/t
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:56 AM
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41. That's too nice..mccain is
a senile old man that lies on tv and then lies again when confronted with the truth.

"The Dead-End Bus".
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sutz12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:25 AM
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18. The Spin-mobile.....only right turns allowed. nt
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:25 AM
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19. Word Speak Cruiser
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:25 AM
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20. The Magical Mythical Truth Bus n/t
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:27 AM
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22. McCain 2008: The Shitrocket Express will be coming to your town soon!
Everyone step right up and hop onboard the Shitrocket Express for a trip right down the toilet. Sewage can be fun! Vote McCain 2008 and lower your standards of living!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:28 AM
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24. The Wankmobile, complete with "Baby On Board" window sign.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:29 AM
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25. The Wheels Off Express.
He's soo cooked. And so yesterday. Hang it up, McPain.
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Terri S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:30 AM
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26. Sold-my-Soul Train nt
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:35 AM
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33. LOL
I loved that show from way back!
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:31 AM
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28. The Straight From Talking Points Express
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:33 AM
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29. The Pulling It Straight Out of My Ass Express. n/t
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:33 AM
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30. Doubletalk Express. n/t
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:33 AM
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31. "Pandemonium Snowball Transport inc."
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bluedog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:34 AM
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32. Junk Yard Dog!
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verse18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:39 AM
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35. "Gimme a ho if you got your funky bus fare"
Ho, Ho, Ho
There's a DoubleTalk bus comin' down the street
Movin pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus, pay your fare
Tell the driver that you're
Goin' to a DoubleTalk Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darn here it comes
The DoubleTalk Bus is on the street
You better get off the curb
Move yo feet
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:39 AM
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36. Too easy
The Bullshit Express.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:44 AM
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38. The "Whatever it Takes" Local (McCain no longer has an "Express")
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:53 AM
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39. The "You can't do it, my friend" bus
After what should be an infamous (but is, in fact, rarely mentioned today) exchange with a heckler, wherein we learn that McCain believes Americans wouldn't pick lettuce for $50 an hour:

from http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/05/ldt.01.html


SEN. JOHN MCCAIN (R), ARIZONA: Now, my friends, I'll offer anybody here $50 an hour if you'll go pick lettuce in Yuma this season and pick for the whole season. So -- OK? Sign up. OK.

You sign up. You sign up, and you'll be there for the whole season, the whole season. OK? Not just one day. Because you can't do it, my friend.
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 11:56 AM
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42. Bullshit Express
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 12:56 PM
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44. The Spirit of Bob Dole
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 01:42 PM
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49. Nice one!
:thumbsup:
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Beausoleil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 01:05 PM
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45. The Flip-Flop Flyer
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 01:09 PM
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46. straight jacket depressed.
because if he gets any more deluded, that is what they will need to apply.
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 01:12 PM
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47. The Freewheelin' Fabricator
The Lyin Limo
The Airbag Aero
The Guantanamo Gulfstream
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JohnnyBoots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 01:23 PM
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48. "Crazy Train" n/t
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