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Scriptor Ignotus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:02 PM
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DU - When Times are Tough: Find Your Inner Rush Limbaugh
I almost fell out of my chair when I read this. I found the link in another post, but can't find the OP now.

So this Ditto-head called into Rush's show and told him his 17-year old soon is off to join the Marines and will be off to boot camp soon, and then most likely Iraq. (Damn, I would love, LOVE, to hear what this father and/or his son have to say about the War in Iraq after his 3rd or 4th tour.) So the father and Rush start talking about the Democrats and how they want America to lose the war and have all Americans die at the hands of Al Qaeda, etc etc. Anyways, witness the Excellence in Brain-washing, 18 years in the making.


CALLER: You know, Rush, to answer that question honestly, and again after listening to you for about 18 years -- and again, I've been grounded very well on being a sales guy -- you have to have thick skin. He overlooks that. Again, I go back. I've got two kids, but my younger one has an incredible maturity to him, and he just finds his way. What I've told him, Rush, is, "When you go to boot camp it's going to be a really, really tough stint for those 13 weeks," and then going back, I said, "You're going to have to find your Rush Limbaugh to get through that."

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_032707/content/01125118.guest.html
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flakey_foont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:05 PM
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1. sorry
found my inner Rush Limbaugh during my morning constitutional and flushed it down the terlet
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:08 PM
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5. I lost mine after I ate some MRE's
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:45 PM
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14. LOL - If you had an anal pimple, you could have deferred that smelly Limbaugh
Edited on Wed Mar-28-07 06:46 PM by SpiralHawk
for a couple of decades.

But then that would amount to
Mandatory Constipation.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:51 PM
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15. LOL! Disgusting, yet hilariously fitting. n/t
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:06 PM
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2. I guess that means
find your anal cyst and use it to get out of actually serving.
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lvx35 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:09 PM
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6. LOL. Rock on. nt
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:39 PM
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10. yea-ass! n/t
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:07 PM
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3. oh my god
he'll be home in three weeks. Never can get enough of moran speak. Is this the apitome???
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:08 PM
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4. Rush served in the U.S. military? That is news to me, he was a draft dodger
....and a medical deferment junkie, something about a sore on his ass which would not heal....:shrug:
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WorseBeforeBetter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:18 PM
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7. The caller lost me with "I've been grounded very well on being a sales guy." (n/t)
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:18 PM
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8. Even better...
the useless pantload then said this:

"RUSH: But one thing about boot camp. I appreciate that when you say, "Go get your Rush Limbaugh and get through it," but I have to tell you, I hate exercise. There is not a time in my life -- well, maybe when I was 18. But I couldn't get through boot camp now. Nobody my age could, or very few. People don't know. People that have no experience have no clue. They've seen movies about it, but that's about all they know."

And it gets worse. Kinda sorry I read that exchange, but I wanted to see if there was a clue the caller wasn't an asshole but was putting ol' Pigboy on.
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:21 PM
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13. "People don't know. People that have no experience have no clue."
Describing yourself, there, are you, Rush? :eyes: Dick.
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jaksavage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 04:29 PM
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9. Cause he needs to be
a drug addicted, limp penis, loud mouth, asshole ?
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 05:01 PM
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11. I've been through that 13 weeks
Rush wouldn't make it through the first day of receiving.....not even when he was 18. Weak, weak stuff he's made of, it's pretty obvious.

:rofl:
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 05:39 PM
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12. You're going to have to find your Rush Limbaugh to get through that."
check yer butt for anal cysts - that's where you will find your inner rush
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-28-07 06:55 PM
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16. "You're going to have to find your Rush Limbaugh to get through that."
And exactly how many Oxycontin will that require?
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