Pat Boone Has A Dream

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Pat Boone dreams of civilian uprising removing Obama then installing him as president
March 15, 8:33 AM

Entertainer Pat Boone in a WorldNetDaily column writes that he dreamed that an uprising removed all U.S. government leaders and when the dust settled he was president. In the column he begins with his dream new bulletin:

News Bulletin: In a stunning, unprecedented civilian uprising, President Obama, Vice President Biden, Speaker Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Reid were recalled and sent packing. Practically overnight, responding to the national emergency, an extraordinary election propelled entertainer/activist Pat Boone into the White House. The new president just revealed his first-term agenda. ...

Wow, I had this crazy dream last night! Maybe it's something I ate, or more likely, all the insane stuff we've all been hearing constantly on the news. I say "insane" because the measures and pronouncements being made by our president and our Congress – without consulting at all with the folks who elected them! – are truly the stuff of nightmares. But it's all happening, in real time and right before our eyes.

In his dream he lays out a detailed agenda; replacing Treasury Secretary Geithner with Steve Forbes, forcing bailed out companies to file bankruptcy, extending temporary assistance to those losing jobs as a result and a zero-sum budget that he “…would defend with my life and honor.”...

So both he and Chuck Norris had the same dream?

:puke:

for king of the right wing dungheap before they mobilize their masses to overthrow the government.

That process should decrease their numbers nicely.

actor where he was in the top ten. And a TV series that lasted a few years during the early sixties or so.

Who the fuck is Pat Boone and why should anyone give a shit?

the little people before acting on anything.

:eyes:

The word entertainer is a bit strong in describing this pants load of a fuckwit.

Pat, you're a white-bread douchbag washed-up has-been. Your only claim to fame recently was being Ozzy Osbourne's neighbor. How fucking sad is that?

Oh, and Patty? When you did your "heavy metal" album....people were laughing AT you, not WITH you.

yeah baby!!

Pat Boone's still alive? I thought he was in a cryogenic tank with Dick Clark.

and our freedom. Pretty scary, Tim McVey scary!

Well, for the men, anyways. The women will be too busy cooking and taking care of the babies.

"SHUT UP AND SING!"

Then again ... don't even sing ...

"And Pat Boone's daughter, Debby's "You Light Up My Life" will become the national anthem."

:rofl:

I generally am kind toward older people (I am one) but poor Pat has gone over the wall with this one.:crazy:

Freaking moron!

He was tied to a tree and wearing a tutu. Little Chinese kids were throwing big wet juicy horse turds at him. He was whining about his life and honor as the turds splattered against his pink tutu. A gang of bikers rode up with pails of fresh horse turds, laughed and rode off.

and he gave himself a little ECT

*glimmer*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...on the Beverly Hillbillies, when I was a kid. Damn, he could act.*


*You don't need no stinkin' sarcasm icon.

must be kicking in.

Pat Boone for President. Yeah, that'll work. :eyes:

He used to baptise gay men in his swimming pool to wash away the gay.