Naked teen with poodle charged with assault

via the Detroit Free Press:



Naked teen with poodle charged with assault
ASSOCIATED PRESS • March 20, 2009


HART TOWNSHIP — Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle has assaulted a woman in Michigan.

Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast says the boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility Monday. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard.

Mast says, "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar."

They spoke briefly. When the woman took out a cell phone to call for help, the boy pushed her and fled with the phone, which he later broke in half.

Deputies found the boy. He's charged in juvenile court with strong-arm robbery and assault.

Hart Township is in Oceana County in west Michigan.


http://www.freep.com/article/20090320/NEWS06/90320023/Naked+teen+with+poodle+charged+with+assault

Mast says, "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar."

The article doesn't say...

Gee...ya think?

:rofl:

and what if it had been a pit bull? :hide:

Right in the middle of fundy nut land.:rofl:

n/t

That's how I've regarded knuckledraggingville (Devos-land) for quite some time. Tim McVeigh was at home there.

If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk the dog.

wtf

:D

How cold was it? And where did he get the poodle?

..... and I'm assuming it was a nice day on the nutty west side of the state, too. Perfect conditions for walking your dog. Naked.

;)

I have to admit being a bit relieved that the kid wasn't assaulting the dog.... not that his attack on the woman is not bad, enough....:crazy:

It was 60+ degrees and sunny in Detroit on Monday, BTW.

"Oy, with the poodles already!"

...had me looking for the punch line! :rofl:

:crazy:

I wonder how? Don't naked boys with poodles walk around all the time?
:rofl:

This is even too weird to laugh at.