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Arise Ye Freepers!
And the lone freeper heaves His prodigous bulk up from The basement recliner retrieved From the curb one August Sunday. It is the Day of Action.
Brushing away the orange residue Of his last bag of Cheetos, he groans Lightly in his travail. "To the front!" He rasps, voice heavy with years Of smoke and moldy dust.
Girding his ample loins in stained Camoflage, he treads the stairs, kicking His mother's cat as he rises. Into the kitchen He emerges, then into the dim garage to Arm himself with rusty garden fork.
Passing by the aging, wizened Pacer, He presses the secret button to the right, And the door rises, folding on itself, groaning From lack of care and old rust. He thinks of The deeds he will do on this day.
He yearns for teabags and the misspelled words On his banner of stained cardboard. He knows His message is heavy and urgent. He Will prevail against the domestic enemy On this day.
But Hold! The sun is an assault to his Rheumy eyes. The very air burns his lungs With faintly-remembered odors. That passing Car must hold a Watcher, a Traitor. Danger Is tangible here, and he is alone.
The door unfolds again and brings the Darkness. Through the door into his Domain he stalks, kicking his mother's Cat once more as he passes down The stairs to plot a new day.
Not on this day will his battle rage. Not today will he meet his fellows. No...not today, for it is not prudent To go out into such danger. No value is There in such risk.
--MineralMan 2009
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