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virginia mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:01 PM
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A solution to the Pirate problem...
Edited on Wed Apr-08-09 10:03 PM by virginia mountainman
No need to reinvent the wheel here folks, History offers a great solution....

Bring back "Q Ships"......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_ship

Just imagine the surprise on their faces, When the old cargo ship they are stalking, and suddenly the sides of a few shipping crates on deck open to show well armed troops, and crew served heavy weapons..
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Oregone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:04 PM
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1. Or, better yet...
We could convince the entire world to stopping raiding their fish supplies and to stop dumping toxic waste offshore (which kills their agricultural and fishing base). We could also attempt to offer to revitalize their farming industry with some investment, such that people there can make a living without stealing. Just a silly thought.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:17 PM
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7. +1
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 12:33 AM
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20. Is the next proper response +2 or +1 again? nt
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:06 PM
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2. Give 'em something to think about.
Just about any ship could be adapted to do it, even if it's in service I'll bet.
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virginia mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-10-09 08:09 PM
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27. Yep
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:07 PM
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3. They'd need some major plating, like the SUPPLY class vessels.
Those guys like to scare the shit out of tankers by threatening them with RPGs.

I like the way you think, though!

Maybe they could launch some mini drones with small, aimable weapons...come down on 'em from on high when they don't even see 'em.

Right now, there's Navy aircraft on scene as well as at least one vessel (likely more within steaming distance).

I agree with John Kerry--this shit needs to cease.
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virginia mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:14 PM
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6. Use an old tanker...
And fill the tanks with expanding insulation foam.... Let them shoot at it all day long with their RPGs...

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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:24 PM
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12. Good idea. Give it a sweet paint job, make it look fresh! nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:11 PM
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4. Or we could just invade Canada.
Sorry, my thinking is still so January 19, 2009...
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thunder rising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:14 PM
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5. Morans always get one side of the story ...the pirates came to be because heavy industry was dumping
crap off the Somali shore. We are always the first to blame the reactions to our deadly way of life.
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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:20 PM
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8. You must've missed the memo, the pirates hate us for our freedoms n/t
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Statistical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:22 PM
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10. Yeah they are just like Hon Solo and the rebel forces. Damn Imperial Guard. n/t
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:23 PM
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11. So do the gullible defenders of every criminal on land, air, or sea.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:26 PM
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14. ;;;;
:rofl:

I don't think you're joking, unfortunately....but that was absurdly funny.

I'm sure they plow the money they steal right into "environmental clean-up."
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 12:11 AM
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19. From what I understand they are former fishermen and the crap being
dumped in the sea was killing off the fish.
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:21 PM
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9. Yea, that is a good idea.
Or ...

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virginia mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:31 PM
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15. To expensive to expend a Harpoon, lets go old school on'em!
Now, Pirates is an OLD SCHOOL style problem...They demand an "old school" solution...

Nothing like reusing some old WWII Quad Forty AA Mounts, Just set them up to fire at a negative angle.





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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:58 PM
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16. I remember seeing those things firing from a hilltop in Vietnam
every night during Mad Minute. They were amazing, the rounds blazing across the sky. In WWII they called them Pom-Pom guns; we called them dusters.
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virginia mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 11:04 PM
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17. That must have been an amazing sight..
Those are some impressive weapons...

Thank you for your service! :patriot:
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 10:25 PM
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13. send them to Pittsburgh
maybe they'll do better than the Pirates already there!
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EmilyAnne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 12:35 AM
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21. That's almost a certainty. And they'd get to play in such a beautiful stadium! nt
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-08-09 11:48 PM
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18. You *know* the problems I've been having with pirates...
Edited on Wed Apr-08-09 11:49 PM by Salviati
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owouynBXC4g


Can't pass up a chance to give a shout out to my old namesake...
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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 12:55 AM
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22. Naw, do this instead...
Dress the ships carrying goods up real shabby like, graffiti and filth hanging off of it. Maybe a few dead guys hanging from a yardarm thingy.
No Pirate would touch it.
Like the clunker you drive in the City.
Without the dead guys.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 01:08 AM
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23. Add predator DRONEs launched from nearby ships.....and render threat safe by eliminating w FORCE
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 01:46 AM
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24. Work on the starting pitching, the bullpen, and defense.
Oh, wait..apparently there are other kinds of Pirates.
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 04:13 AM
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25. I wonder if anyone considered attacking the source of the problem, instead of treating the symptom
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Sorta reminds me of when I was a kid,

instead of changing my diet,

I used this pink shit to cover up blemishes from eating too much sugar shit.

Somalia is poor - MAJOR poor.

If the shipping companies, military that are patrolling would use half the $$$ they are spending in ransoms, insurance, military budgets and so on to provide development of viable incomes in Somalia -

they wouldn't feel the NEED to have these pirates around.

But we seem to believe that bullets and bombs fix everything.

So it will remain the same as it has for millenniums - we just keep trying to kill those that we disagree with.

Collateral damage be damned . . .

(sigh)

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virginia mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 11:25 AM
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26. We should NOT go on to land..
I am sick of quagmires, and innocent people getting killed and maimed...

This is the perfect solution, if they want to come out to play, lets play...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-10-09 08:41 PM
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28. TOW anti-tank missiles would do the trick nicely
Wire-guided, small, cheap, but enough to knock out a speedboat. And goes nearly two and a half miles.
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