Real men drink COFFEE! - Democratic Underground

Hubert Flottz

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:36 PM
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Real men drink COFFEE!

Edited on Wed Apr-15-09 12:46 PM by Hubert Flottz

Go to work out on a construction site in America and ask them what time tea break is. The guys in the crew will laugh you off the job.

Glen and his crew on FOX wouldn't last till lunchtime...

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enlightenment

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:40 PM
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1. Really? Tell that to a British construction worker . . .

:evilgrin:

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:40 PM
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2. Fuckin' A....

:evilgrin:

:hi:

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angstlessk

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:43 PM
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3. why is that man NOT holding a BUZZ BEER?

hell, talk about your traitors!!!

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On the Road

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:44 PM
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4. Yeah -- They Should be Drinkin' Coffee Like an American!

Then they could be like this:

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cherokeeprogressive

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:46 PM
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5. Real Men drink whatever the fuck they want, without worrying about what other

"real men" think.

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Hubert Flottz

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:51 PM
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6. That's right and that's what I'll tell that god damned doctor...

next time.

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MajorChode

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:52 PM
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7. As much as I like American coffee, it really is a sissy drink

Typically it's made from extremely stale grounds which are over extracted until all you're left with is miserable dreck that tastes a notch or two above dishwater.

Italian style espresso is a real man's drink (and no I don't mean that Charbucks crap). It's rich, flavorful, and it's consumed at a bar by the shot. You really can't get more manly than that.

I've also noticed quite a few burly guys drinking tea these days. Many see it as a very healthy alternative and give the antioxidants in some varieties it's not a bad thing (that's not to say that coffee is bad for you).

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Kitty Herder

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:54 PM
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8. I don't think Glen Beck drinks either one.

Just sayin'.

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Hubert Flottz

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:57 PM
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9. His Mommy probably don't let him drink anything but milk.

He does have them little chubby cheeks like a baby or a chipmunk.

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Taverner

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Wed Apr-15-09 12:58 PM
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10. He just opens a bottle of batshit crazy and sucks it down and licks up all the gravy

Just sayin'

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Kitty Herder

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Wed Apr-15-09 01:00 PM
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11. That's probably about right.

Edited on Wed Apr-15-09 01:01 PM by Kitty Herder

Where does one buy bottles of batshit crazy, anyhow?

In regards to Glen Beck, I just find it ironic that a Mormon is doing so much to boost sales of tea.

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Taverner

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Wed Apr-15-09 01:01 PM
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12. Mormons aren't allowed to drink tea, but they can buy and sell it

The Mormon Church owns a lot of Coca Cola and Pepsico holdings...

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Kitty Herder

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Wed Apr-15-09 01:07 PM
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14. Well, yes, but I still find it amusing.

But so much about this teabagging nonsense is.

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Hubert Flottz

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Wed Apr-15-09 01:05 PM
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13. Glen needs to join the Army if he so tough and spoiling for

a fight. We could send him and the rest of the FOX crew to Iraq and bring the rest of the troopers home...BTW, I never saw any tea in the mess hall...so maybe those FOX super heroes should fill up their canteens with tea before they ship out.

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