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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:48 PM
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Is anybody else imagining Mitch McConnell...
sitting morosely in his office right now, with a big bottle of Jim Beam and a revolver on his desk?

:evilgrin: :rofl:
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:50 PM
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1. And Boner staggering into the office wanting to borrow a cup...LOL...n/t
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:51 PM
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3. I imagine Boner was in the tanning bed when he heard the news
Probably sat up, shocked and broke several UV tubes.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:52 PM
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4. And a bullet. nt
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:56 PM
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8. With a tear streaked (and bronzer streaked) face...LOL :D
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:51 PM
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2. No revolver
He probably prefers slow suicide, so he's going through a half-dozen packs of cigarettes today.
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:52 PM
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5. Maybe his friend Rush Limbaugh could set him up with some oxycontin...
Or Vitter could take him for a night on the town to forget his worries...
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:55 PM
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7. From what I understand, he and Vitter go to different parts of town
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:54 PM
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6. He could shoot up with some heavy metals. Then he can watch as health
care become affordable and accessible for all.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-28-09 12:57 PM
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9. Mitch always looks like he's being goosed. He'll be even more pop-eyed now.
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