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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 07:12 PM
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An open letter to Ms California(tm):
Hello. I can see your point of view about being against gay marriage. It was very thoughtful, and in turn I decided to do some thinking of my own. I have a few questions to pose:

1. How many marriages have you?

2. All at the same time?

3. Would you marry me? I may get turned down by twice as many people (being bi rocks), but when it comes to relationship building as a life long partnership I am utterly sincere. That seems to make me a rarity in this world to begin with. Or are you not "stimulated" by my countenance? Isn't love and partnership about the soul and not who is attracted to which body parts?

4. You're only, what, 18? I suppose it's hypocritical of me to ask, but have you stepped outside your house to experience the real world? (it's not hypocrisy at all; I'm twice that age, I have been in the real world, and know that it's not the gender but the mindset attached to personal, loving activities. Once the physical jollies subside, that's where real relationships are built. I'm sorry you're unwilling to even think of "civil unions".)

And, no, I wouldn't want you to marry me. You're half my age. I'm an ageist. At least I'm not in hollywood (or even the BBC these days) where anyone over 30 is a giant walking cootie by default... At least I'm ageist in the proper direction. Old people have lived in this world and certainly have far more things to say than some glossy pampered teenager. It's a real joke that images like Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus or whatever her real name is) think they have something to say at such a young age. Unless you're a victim of constant abuse and bullying, you've got NOTHING to say. It's no wonder the GOP flock to you. Beware, some of them are fat pedophiles and your being barely legal scares me more than it would you. (I'm pro-life, but my version of that catchphrase extends to long after the baby plops out of the chute.)

Forgive my harshness.

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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 07:20 PM
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1. truth in advertising warning - she has fake breasts to help her win prize money nt
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 07:25 PM
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2. And what does Jesus think about her implants?
Kindling lusts of the flesh, and all that (though not necessarily mine). :evilgrin:
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malti_poo Donating Member (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 08:10 PM
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3. Since when is having a different opinion a crime?
I thought this was still a free country. Or it will be for a while longer.
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blaze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 08:17 PM
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4. Have a nice visit
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 10:04 PM
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6. Wow, subtlety is never you guy's strong suit, is it?
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-30-09 10:04 PM
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5. Kicked for general interest/amusement.
:thumbsup:
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