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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:22 AM
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Russian hairdresser turns stickup merchant into sex slave
Edited on Tue May-05-09 02:32 AM by MrScorpio
Robber taken to the floor, then just taken


A workaday armed robbery at a Russian hairdressers turned into a three day sex ordeal for the would-be stickup merchant, leaving him with torn genitals and a viagra hangover.

The man, only known as Viktor, attempted to turn over a hairdresser in the small town of Meshchovsk on March 14 Russia Today reports. The owner, a 28 year old called Olga, agreed to handover the day's takings while employees and customers cowered in fright.

Unfortunately for Viktor, Olga was trained in Karate. As she was handing over the cash she struck him in the chest, before taking him to the ground and trussing him up with a hairdryer cord.

Olga then locked Viktor in the shop's utility room before telling colleagues she would call the police and then dismissing them.

However, she clearly thought better of it, deciding instead to strip the robber before handcuffing him to the radiator with a pair of pink frilly lined handcuffs. She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.

A tired and sore Viktor was finally released three days later, heading straight to the hospital for treatment for a torn frenulum. He then went to the police to report Olga for "actions of a sexual nature".

Shocked police then arrested Olga, who promptly reported Viktor for robbery.

“What a bastard,” Olga complained. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”

Apparently Viktor confirmed that he had been fed "royally" by the no-nonsense coiffeuse.

Olga and Viktor are both now apparently on charges, and hard time will no doubt be on the agenda when the cases finally reach court.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/




Olga, the Hairdresser
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:35 AM
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1. Aw come on. That has to be a joke. nt
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:36 AM
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2. Nope, it's not
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:38 AM
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3. LoL. After the case is settled I bet they will end up getting married.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:44 AM
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4. would you make that joke if the genders were reversed... woman robber in hospital due to 3 day rape?
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:46 AM
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5. No. Probably not. But something tells me these two here would make a good couple.
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TheMadMonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:16 AM
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12. It's amusing for all the wrong reasons.
And if there were sufficient ironical twists I might find myself chuckling if the genders had been reversed. What if after 3 days the robber/victim was able to turn the tables and return the favour?

Rape is wrong no matter what form it takes.

Dark humour has its place.
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:25 AM
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13. Besides, wait how this story unfolds. I think that there IS a reasonable chance
Edited on Tue May-05-09 04:29 AM by Smith_3
that the robber will go back for more. Crazy as it sounds. I'm not making a moral judgement here. Just a prediction.
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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 03:10 AM
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6. Some guys fantasize about this sorta thing happening to them
I'm not one of them
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 03:14 AM
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7. A torn frenulum. That hurts like hell.
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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:11 AM
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10. Again.
I'm not one of them
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sce56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 09:56 PM
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29. Uh are you speaking from experience?
Just asking.. And what type of one is it?

Frenulum
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


"Frenula" redirects here. For the brachiopod genus, see Frenula (brachiopod)

Sister project Look up frenulum in
Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum
A frenulum (or frenum, plural: frenula or frena, from the Latin frēnulum, "little bridle", the diminutive of frēnum ) is a small fold of tissue that secures or restricts the motion of a mobile organ in the body.

In human anatomy

Frenula on the human body include several in the mouth, some in the digestive tract, and some connected to the external genitalia.

* Oral tissue: Frenula of the mouth include the frenulum linguae under the tongue, the frenulum labii superioris inside the upper lip, the frenulum labii inferioris inside the lower lip, and the buccal frena which connect the cheeks to the gum. These can easily be torn by violent blows to the face or mouth, thus a torn frenulum is sometimes a warning sign of physical abuse.
* Vulvular tissue: In females, genital frenula include the frenulum clitoridis of the clitoris and the frenulum labiorum pudendi (aka fourchette) where the labia minora meet at the back.
* Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.
* Brain: Frenulum veli

An overly short oral or genital frenulum may require a frenectomy or frenuloplasty to achieve normal mobility.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 06:39 AM
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21. Maybe now she'll have men lining up to rob her shop.
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 03:36 AM
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8. So this ISN'T satire? I mean, I'm supposed to be able to tell.
Right?

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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 03:41 AM
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9. Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:12 AM
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11. Rape is rape
If that had been reversed we would have all be freaking out. :wow: That was wrong. :(
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GliderGuider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:58 AM
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15. Armed robbery is sorta "wrong" too.
Edited on Tue May-05-09 04:59 AM by GliderGuider
If he had been simply shot and killed during the attempt the reaction here would have been a fair bit different, I suspect.
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 05:08 AM
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16. Good point. If I had to pick between getting shot and killed and THAT. Oh well...
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 06:24 AM
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19. True - nt
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 12:57 AM
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35. Imprisoning someone for days and raping them because they tried to rob you is wrong.
Rape is wrong. Robbery is wrong.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:31 AM
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14. Not AGAIN n/t
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tomreedtoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 05:29 AM
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17. What do you expect? Her name was OLGA.
And as a kid, the only time I ever heard the name "Olga" was in s-and-m stories. Madame Olga was the dominatrix who would whip the crap out of timid girls. The name "Olga" means "bend over, slave."
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Pavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 05:54 AM
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18. This makes the internet so worth it...
"hard time" on the agenda..
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 06:32 AM
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20. Maybe the two of them were acting out some sort of bizzare fantasy.
:shrug:
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 07:03 AM
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22. Death by Snu Snu..
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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 12:27 AM
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30. haha
I remember that! Futuruma's where the fun's at.
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 07:11 AM
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23. I wonder about the following:
If she is now carrying his child, will he have to pay child support?
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 09:52 AM
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24. This would make a good plot for a porn movie.
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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 11:10 AM
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25. Make a good plot hell. I bet there IS a porn movie somewhere with exactly that plot.
Edited on Tue May-05-09 11:11 AM by Smith_3
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Libertyfirst Donating Member (583 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 09:43 PM
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27. dozens.
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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 12:29 AM
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33. I'm pretty sure I've seen it
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necso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 04:25 PM
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26. A torn frenulum, huh...
Damn, she rode that guy hard -- and put him away wet.

Of course, this is unacceptable behavior... it could encourage robberies.

(It's a good yarn, anyway.)
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OnyxCollie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 09:52 PM
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28. Bring out the Gimp!
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pipoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 12:48 AM
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34. He's sleeping..
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 12:31 AM
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31. Frenulum! Who else had to look that up?
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-06-09 12:58 AM
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32. I don't know how these people lost the Cold War.
That sort of thing *never* happens here, except maybe in the Penthouse Letters forum.
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Doctor Cynic Donating Member (965 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 01:09 AM
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36. Where do I sign up?
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