Important message for homophobes

Please feel free to pass this on:

I just realized that if a person sits on a seat in a public place, such as a concert or a bus or a restaurant that person will most likely occupy a seat that was at least once occupied by the butt of a homosexual human.
I am in a dither as to what should be done? Have homosexuals identify themselves before they ever sit so that the offended seat/stool/chair can be burned immediately after? Perhaps a homosexual disinfectant(?) could be developed to stop the contagion from crawling in our butts. (has religious science identified the homosexual bug yet?) Maybe heterosexuals should never sit in public accomodations again? There could be a great slogan like "standing up against homosexuality."
I don't know about you, but I have only one ass and a damn fine one at that. I believe that from now on I will be very careful about where I put my fine ass so I don't catch homosexuality.

Can I have an AMEN?

It's a oldtimey christian song. -- would be the perfect song for the crusade! :)

Hey, just tryin' ta help! haha :)

Simply lay an embossed prayer hankerchief down over the surface upon which you plan to sit. The prayer power of Jesus will chase away the gay germs. I offer these, guaranteed to work, for the low, low price of $17.95.

Is your health and heterosexuality not worth it?

magic undies ala the Mormons. I just KNEW there was a reason for them.

I'm assuming it's a stylized language I can't read?????

to think that though. I am a musician, I play the clarinet and that is a clarinet. Easy once you know ;). :hi:

For this joke to carry the same kind of punch it once might have.

Bryant
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a baptist minister on his way home from visiting the gay bath houses in the big city down the road.

:rofl:

You are bad!

But can't we just segregate the gays? You know, have "gay" sections at the theaters and stadiums? And "gay only" restrooms of course. We could even keep the gays from sitting at the front of the bus. Then no straight person's ass would ever indirectly contact a gay person's.

I think we have a very serious situation here, since you can't tell "gay" just by looking.

what a hilarious thread!