You dirty kids! Mark Morford

You! With your filthy 'sexting' and alarming photo gizmos. Shame!


Damn you kids! What with your whiz-bang technology and your gadgets and your texting messagers and your Tweeters and your BookfaceSpacefeeders! What the hell is wrong with you?

The world of Very Concerned Adulthood has but one question for you: Have you no shame? Have you no morals? Is that really a photo of you wearing nothing but silver boy shorts and a coy grin I see on your cellular telephoto calling device? OK, three questions. Still!

Damn you kids! What with your hormones and your brazen sexual curiosity and your lithe nymphomaniacal little bodies that shine like gorgeous devil candy and mock Jesus as you lure unsuspecting politicians and religious leaders onto the sharp rocks of adultery and fantasy and doom!

Have you no humility? No understanding of your nefarious power? Clearly, you are out of control. Something must be done. You need to be punished. ...

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"This is why we are cracking down. You must understand the rules of the culture. You must understand that your happy teenage hormones must be held in check, beaten down, thwarted, stomped on and made deeply shameful until you become older and fearful and pathetic and sad. You know, just like us."

LOL

Thanks!